Bill Hader Imagines

It's Never Gonna Work (Bill Hader)

When Y/N told Bill that she hadn't seen It: Chapter 1, he knew that he was going to make her watch it before Chapter 2 came out. Don't get her wrong, she likes horror movies. She just never got the chance to see It: Chapter 1.

She drove over to Bill's place, and when she arrived, he basically pulled her into his house. He hugged and kissed her before sitting her down on his couch. He ran into his kitchen, grabbing a huge bowl of popcorn and both of them a drink. Y/N have him a confused look when he came back into the living room.

"What're you doing?"
"We're having a movie night. We're watching It: Chapter 1."
"Okay. Can we at least cuddle with blanket and pillows?"
"I'm already one step ahead of you babe."

Bill walked over to the recliner and grabbed the huge blanket and many pillows laying there. He dropped them on the couch, and Y/N adjusted them. Bill flopped down on the couch beside her, and she threw the blanket over them and cuddled into Bill's side.

He started the movie and grabbed the bowl of popcorn, sitting it on his lap. He shifted closer to her, and she rested her head on his shoulder.

About halfway through the movie, Bill was starting to get a little bored. He had seen the movie several times to prepare for his role as older Richie, and he basically knew every thing about the movie. A small jumps are was coming up so he decided to try to scare Y/N. The scene happened, and Bill purposely jumped. Y/N raised her head and looked at him, and she saw that he had an upset look on his face.

"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"Did that part actually scare you?"
"No, I was trying to scare you, but it didn't work."
"It's never gonna work. I love horror movies, and basic jump scares don't scare me."

Bill grumbled something to himself as he turned his attention back to the movie. He had tried to scare her a couple more times , and the last time he tried, she actually laughed at him.

Bill stopped trying to scare Y/N, and she was becoming more tuned in to the movie. The scene where young Richie finds a miniature version of himself in the small coffin was coming up, and Bill was determined to scare her this time.

Richie slammed the coffin lid shut, and as soon as he looked up and saw Pennywise, Bill scream at the top of his lungs causing Y/N to jump and swing at him. He began laughing uncontrollably as Y/N tried her best to catch her breath as she gripped her chest.

"What the fuck is wrong with you, Bill? Are you actually trying to kill me or just give me a mild heart attack?"
"I thought basic jump scares didn't scare you."
"You almost got punched in the face. I was close to hitting you."
"I know I felt the wind off the swing as it went by my face."

Bill continued to laugh, and Y/N sat with her knees pulled up to her chest and arms wrapped around them. He looked over at her, and his laughing calmed down.

"Aw, baby. I didn't mean to scare you that bad."
"It's okay. I'm okay. Let's just finish the movie with out anymore scares coming from the people in the room."

Bill smiled and nodded at her. They turned their attention back to the tv and finished the movie. He turned towards Y/N and placed his hands on her cheeks.

"Y/N, do you still love me even though I scared the hell out of you?"
"Yes, of course. I still love you. I'll always  love you."
"I'll always love you too."

Bill connected their lips, and he smiled into the kiss. He just realized how happy he actually was, and how Y/N made his life better. He couldn't wait till they watched another horror movie together so he could scared Y/N again. Maybe next time she won't throw a punch and almost hit him, but only till will tell what's in store.