Bill Hader Imagines

Thank You For Marrying Me (Richie Tozier)*

(Part 20 of Is The Baby Mine?)

Warnings: Smut, Language

Y/N and Richie finally made it Hawaii. They stepped off the plane and walked towards baggage claim. They were getting looks and smiled from others in the airport. They still had on their wedding attire and many people congratulated them.

They grabbed their bags and walked outside of the airport, looking for their personal driver that Richie paid for. They saw a man holding a sign that read 'Mr. and Mrs. Tozier'. They walked over to him and introduced themselves.

"Hey, we're Mr. and Mrs. Tozier. I'm Richie, and this my wife, Y/N."
"It's a pleasure to meet you both. I'm Taylor, and I'll be your driver for the week. Can I get your bags for you?"

Richie nodded his head, and he wrapped his arm around Y/N's waist as they followed Taylor to the car. Richie opened the door and helped Y/N get in as Taylor put their bags in the trunk. Richie climbed in, and Taylor drove them to their hotel. Y/N stared out the window at the view of the beach.

"Wow, it's so beautiful here."
"I think that you're more beautiful."

Y/N looked over at Richie, and a huge smile came to her face. She leaned towards him, and he met her halfway way in sweet kiss. Taylor lightly smiled at them as he continued to drive.

They arrived at the hotel, and Richie opened the door, helping Y/N get out of the car. Taylor handed the bags to Richie and gave him a card with his number on it. Taylor have them a final wave as he got back into the car. Richie grabbed their bags and walked up to the front desk.

"Hi, how many I help you?"
"Hi, we're the Toziers, and we're checking in."
"Alright, let's see. Okay, Mr. Tozier. You two are in the honeymoon suite. It's on the top floor. Would you like help carrying your bag."
"No, ma'am. I think we can manage."
"Okay, well, welcome to Hawaii, and I hope you two enjoy your time staying with us."
"Thank you."

Richie gave the lady behind the desk a little nod, and he and Y/N walked to the elevator. They got in and rode up to the top floor. They found their suite, and Richie unlocked the door. They walked in, and Y/N admired the room as Richie sat their bags down.

Y/N smiled as she walked over the huge bed that was covered in rose petals. Richie cleared his throat, and Y/N turned to face him. He handed her a glass of champagne, and they climbed the glasses together before taking a sip.

Richie sat his glass down and grabbed Y/N's, sitting it down also. He wrapped his arms around her and smiled at her before kissing her. Y/N wrapped her arms around his neck, deepening the kiss. Richie slid his tongue across her bottom, and she opened her mouth slightly, letting him slip his tongue in. Richie pulled away and looked her in the eyes.

"You know, you're last person I slept with. After our night together, I couldn't get you out of my head, and now, we're married."
"You're the last person I slept with too. Wow, I didn't even notice that I hadn't had sex in over a year till right now."
"Well, in that case, can I help you out of this beautiful dress, Mrs. Tozier?"
"I'd love for you to help me, Mr. Tozier."

Richie placed a kiss on Y/N's lips. He pulled away, and she moan as he began to kiss down her neck. He slowly turned her around and unzipped her dress. She carefully stepped out of it and placed it on the couch. She turned back around and faced Richie. His jaw dropped slightly as he saw her wearing skimpy undergarments.

He pulled her back into his arms and began kissing her lips. He moved to her neck and lightly sucked on her exposed collar bone. Y/N moaned and pushed his jacket off his arms. She loosened his bow tie and began unbuttoning his shirt. He pulled his shirt and undershirt off, and he connected their lips again as Y/N ran her hands up his chest. He walked them towards the bed, and Y/N fell onto it as soon as her knees touched it.

She slid up the bed to the pillows, and Richie crawled up the bed to her. He kissed her neck as he unclasped her bra. He pulled it off of her and threw it behind him. He massaged her breasts, and she remembered something.

"I'd be cautious with those. You might end up with a mouth full of breast milk if your not careful."
"Can I lick and kiss them but avoid the nipple area?"
"Yeah, that's fine."

Richie began kissing and licking her breath, but he avoid her nipples. Y/N reached down and attempted to unbuckle his belt. She couldn't quite get it, and she huffed out a sigh.

"Get your pants off, or lean up so I can help."
"Eager, are we, Mrs. Tozier?"
"You damn right I'm eager. Pants off, now."

Richie chuckled as he sat up. He undid his belt and he kicked his pants off. He licked and sucked her neck again, and she snuck a hand under her boxers, grasping him lightly. His head dropped her shoulder and he moaned as she began pumping his member. He slid a hand into her panties and began rubbing circles against her clit. She moaned in his ear.

"Fuck, Richie. Oh my God. I need you in me, please."
"Anything for you."

Richie quickly pulled away, and he carefully yanked her panties off her. Y/N removed her hand from his boxers, and she helped him out of them. Once they were off, Y/N laid back against the pillows, and Richie fit himself between her legs. He placed his hands on either side in her head.

"You ready?"
"Yes, Richie. Please."

Richie leaned down and captured her lips in a another kiss as he slid into her. Y/N moaned against his lips as she felt him slid into her. They shared a low moan as Richie bottomed out.

"Fuck, baby. You feel amazing."
"Richie, move please."

He began to push in and pull out of her at a slow pace, and Y/N moaned at the feeling of him. He quicken his pace as he leaned down to kiss her. She moaned into his mouth as her hands gripped his upper arms and shoulders.

Richie shifted, changing the angle, and Y/N moaned loudly as Richie hit her G-spot. She scratched his back as he kept hitting the her special spot, and warm feeling began to build in her lower abdomen.

"I-I'm close. Fuck, Richie. You're so good at this."
"I'm close too baby.

Richie quickened his pave, and he began circling her clit. She moaned as she came around his member. Richie moved into her a couple more times before he came in her. Richie pulled out of her and fell on to the bed beside her. Y/N turned onto her side and cuddled into Richie arms. He pulled the blanket over them, and he wrapped his arms tightly around Y/N.

"Thank you for marrying me, Richie. I love you so much, Mr. Tozier."
"No, thank you for marrying me, Y/N. I love you so much too, Mrs. Tozier."

Y/N kissed him and laid her head on Richie's chest, and she feel asleep to the beat of his heart. Richie kissed the top of her head as he settled himself again her. He smiled happily as he thought about his life at the moment. He had a drop dead gorgeous wife, who's still sleeping, and a beautiful son waiting for them at home. Richie love how his life was turning out, and he couldn't be happier.

(This is my 100th imagine. Thanks for reading 🥰❤️😭🥺)