Bill Hader Imagines

I Can Drive You Home (Milo Dean)

Warnings: Male Reader

Y/N didn't really like being a police office in Nyack. The town wasn't too big, so he didn't get to many crazy calls. He had dreams to be something bigger than a police officer.

He was patrolling around town in his police car when dispatch radioed in that there was someone on the roof of the bar, standing close to the edge. Y/N told dispatch that he was in route to the bar.

Y/N quickly arrived at the bar, and he got out of his car and made his way to the roof of the building. He saw a man standing close to the edge of the building.

Milo's day was going good till he went to Rich's house. Rich hurt him, and he decided to drink the pain away. He walked up to the roof and stood at the edge. He pulled out the copper whale that Rich gave him, and he dropped it over the edge.

"Hey."

Milo quickly turned around and placed a hand at his eyes to block out the light from the flashlight being shone at him.

"What are you doing up here?"
"I'm waiting for you, Mr. Cute Officer Man."
"As flattering as that is, I really need you come with me."
"Are you gonna arrest me?"
"No, I just need to make sure that you get down off the roof safely."

Milo staggered over to Y/N, and Y/N caught him as he tripped over this feet. Y/N helped him stand up, and Milo placed his hand in Y/N's.

"Will you help me?"
"Of course."

Y/N carefully maneuvered himself and Milo down the stairs to the outside of the bar. He sat Milo down on a bench, and he crouched down in front of him.

"Do you have a way to get home?"
"No, not unless I walk which would probably be a disaster."
"I can drive you home."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I'd love to."

Milo smiled at Y/N, and he smiled back. He lead Milo over to his police car, and they both got in. Milo gave him Maggie's address, and he began to drive. Milo began telling Y/N about how he wanted to be a famous actor in Hollywood, and that his plans weren't really working out. He told him about his suicide attempt, and how his twin sister moved him here to help him get back on his feet. He told him why he was on the roof, and about how Rich hurt him. Milo turned toward Y/N a bit and looked at him.

"Okay, your turn."
"What?"
"I told you some personal stuff about me, and now, it's your turn to share."

Y/N took in a deep breath, and he left it out slowly. He glanced over at Milo, and he saw him smiling at him.

"Okay, well. My name is Y/N L/N, and I've been a police officer for about three years. I've lived here for most of my life, and I've been dying to get out of this town. I don't really like being a police officer, but it pays the bills. I'm not currently seeing anybody because nobody in this town is interested in a gay cop.
"If you don't like the town then why are you still living here?"
"The only reason I'm still here is because I haven't found my true calling yet. I want to spread my wings and soar but I'm not sure what I should be soaring too."

Y/N parked the car outside of the house, but Milo continued to look at him. Y/N cut the car off, and he turned to look at Milo.

In this moment, Y/N felt so drawn to Milo. He noticed his gorgeous hair and stunning eyes. Milo couldn't deny that he felt the connection too. He didn't know exactly what it was, but he knew that he wanted to find out.

"Milo, I don't mean to be to forward or anything, but I think you're absolutely gorgeous. I have this feeling that we are connected somehow. Like it was destiny that lead me to you tonight."
"I definitely feel it too. I think you're totally handsome, and the uniform adds to it."
"Can I kiss you?"
"Yes, please."

Y/N leaned towards him and placed a hand in his cheek. He connected their lips, and it felt as if fireworks were exploding. Milo move hands to cup Y/N's face, deepening the kiss, and Y/N dropped his hands to lightly grip Milo's sides. When the need for air became to great, they pulled away, and Y/N rested his forehead against Milo's. They giggled at each other, and Y/N moved his head back so he could look into Milo's eyes.

"That was like the best kiss I've ever had."
"Yeah, me too. You're a great kisser, Y/N."
"You're not so bad yourself. So, um, I was wondering if you're not too busy, would you like to go out on a date with me?"
"I'd love to."

A huge smile broke across both of their faces, and Milo pulled Y/N into another kiss. They pulled away from each other, and Milo gave Y/N his number. Milo got out of the car and walked towards the house. He turned around and smiled at Y/N while waving at him. Y/N waved back, and he laughed to himself as he watched Milo basically skip up the stairs to the house. He went inside the house and shut the door. Y/N pulled out his phone and sent Milo a text.

'Sweet dreams, gorgeous ❤️'
'Right back at ya, handsome 😉'

Y/N smiled to himself as he read Milo's text. So, maybe being a police officer wasn't his dream career, but it lead him meeting the potential love of his life. Scratch that, it definitely lead him to meeting the love of his life.