Bill Hader Imagines

I'll Do Anthing (Dave)

Warnings: Smut, Language

Y/N and the rest of the crew we're excited to see Rod's movie that Kevin made. The theater was beginning to fill up with people who wanted to see the movie. She was helping Denise sell tickets when Kevin said that there weren't anymore seats.

They hurried up and cleaned of the table they were using, and they made their way inside. The theater was packed full of people. Y/N looked around for Dave, and she finally saw him, leaning against a wooden ledge.

She walked closer to him and saw that he was talking to some girls. She got a little closer and stood kinda behind him, hearing everything he said.

"Yeah, I have various responsibilities within the crew, you know. I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades, really. I one time manned a flamethrower."
"Cool."
"Of course, it's cool. It's awesome as shit."

Dave leaned up and turned, taking a drink of his beer. As soon as he turned, he saw Y/N standing behind him with a upset look on her face. She immediately turned around and walked towards the entrance of the auditorium.

"Oh, shit. Y/N, wait."

Dave dropped his beer and ran after Y/N. He grabbed her arm, and she jerked it away form him. She turned and looked at him with tears in hers eyes.

"Baby-"
"No, Dave. We're done."
"Y/N, please."
"You were sitting there, flirting with those girls, who were obviously younger than you, like I didn't even exist."
"Baby, I'm sorry. Please, I'll do anything."

A curious look came across Y/N's face as a thought crossed her brain. She look at Dave and saw that he had pleading eyes.

"Anything?"
"Yes, anything. You name it."

A mischievous smile came to Y/N's face as she continued to look at Dave. She stepped closer to him and crossed her arms.

"Eat me out."
"What?"
"You heard me. You said you'll do anything so eat me out."

Suddenly, Dave threw Y/N over his shoulder and carried her all the way to her house. He opened her front door and took her straight to her bedroom. He opened her bedroom door and threw her down on her bed. He climbed on top of her and placed a passionate kiss on her lips. Y/N kissed him back and wrapped her arms around his neck. Dave moved down and placed hot, wet kisses on her neck. She moaned and pulled his hair lightly.

"Come on, Dave."
"Calm down, baby. I'll get to it. Let me worship you first."

Dave continued to kiss and lick her neck as he slid his hands up her shirt. He pulled her shirt off and threw it across the room. He placed kisses on the tops of her breasts as he massaged them gently. He unclasped her bra and pulled it off of her. He kissed and sucked her nipples before moving and placing kisses down her stomach to her pants line. He slowly pulled  her jeans off her legs. He began kissing up her leg, and Y/N groaned.

"You're killing me, Dave."
"Patience, baby."
"No, you said that you'll do anything, and you're literally not doing it-"

Y/N was suddenly interrupted by Dave rubbing circles over her clothed clit. She closed her eyes and moaned. Dave slowly dragged her panties down her leg and threw the across the room. He ghosted his breath over her center causing her to shiver. He licked a stripe up from her entrance to her clit, and she moaned. He slid his tongue into her entrance as he began rubbing her clit.

"Oh, fuck. Dave, your so good at this. Don't stop, please."

Dave hummed in response causing Y/N to moan a little louder. She slid her hands into his long hair and pulled it gently. Dave groaned and moved to rub circles on her clit with his tongue. He inserted two fingers into her and thrusted them gently. Her hips jolted off the bed as she moaned.

"Dave, please fuck me."
"But you told me to-"
"I don't care what I said. Just fuck me already."

Dave quickly discarded his clothes and lined himself up at Y/N's entrance. He slowly slid into her causing both of them to moan. He leaned down and kissed her lips as he pulled out and thrusted back in. She moaned against his lips and scratched his back with her nails. Dave groaned and sped up his movements.

"Oh, Dave. Right there. Oh my God."
"You know, I like making you jealous. I love watching you get angry. It turns me on."
"Well, I don't like it when girls touch what's mine."
"God, I love how protective you are. You don't have to worry baby. I'm all yours, and I don't want to be anyone else's."
"Good. I'm so close, baby."

Dave continued his fast movements, and he moved one hand and began rubbing circles on her clit. Y/N came screaming his name and other curse words. Dave thrusted into her a couple more times before he came too. He gently fell against her before pulling out and laying beside her. He pulled her into his arms and kissed the top of her head.

"You know, you don't have to make me jealous. I'm always gonna want you, Dave."
"I know, baby, but don't you think it's a little fun?"
"It's kinda a fun."

They both shared a laugh, and Dave pulled her closer to him. He kissed her lips, and she settled against him. He pulled the covers over both of them as they drifted to sleep.

Dave knew that he didn't have to make Y/N jealous. He knew that she'd always love him no matter what. He knew that he wanted to spend forever with her by his side.