Bill Hader Imagines

I'm Making You Breakfast (Officer Slater)

Y/N was completely heartbroken after she discovered that her boyfriend had been cheating on her. All she wanted to do was drink her sorrows away, but she didn't expect that she would meet a handsome man named Slater.

They talked and drank, and when it got late, Slater asked her if she'd like to come to his house. Of course, she said yes because who could say no to a dashingly handsome yet sweet man.

They both got into Uber and rode to his house. As soon as they walked into Slater's house, his hands were automatically on Y/N. He pinned her against his front door and kissed her lips. He moved his lips down to her neck placing hot, wet kisses there. She moaned, and he picked her up by her thighs and carried her to his room, slamming the door behind them.

The next morning, Y/N woke up in a bed that she didn't recognize. She blinked her eyes, and all the events from the previous night flooded her mind. She looked around the room and noticed that she was alone. She quickly got out of the bed and gathered her things together.

She walked out of the bedroom, tiptoeing towards the door, and stopped when she saw him facing his stove. She took a step and the floor creaked causing Slater to quickly turn around. He saw her standing there with her things, and a sad look came to his face.

"Don't leave."
"A-Are you sure you don't want to go?"
"No, I don't want you to leave. I'm making you breakfast. Please stay."

Y/N smiled and shook her head yes. She sat her things down on his couch and moved through his house to sit at his kitchen table. She smiled to herself as she watched him cook and sway to the quite music playing in the background.

Slater finished cooking and brought two plates full of food over to the table. He grabbed two glasses, filled them with orange juice, and sat down at the table with Y/N. They began eating in silence until Slater broke the quietness surrounding them.

"So, Y/N, tell me about yourself."
"What do you want to know?"
"Just some things you like. It doesn't have to be a long list of things."

Y/N began telling Slater things about herself. She told him that she was a huge Star Wars fan, and he did a Jabba the Hut impression that made her laugh super hard. She told him that she loved Monty Python, and that her favorite movie was "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

She casually looked at the time on her phone and almost jumped out of her chair. She looked over at Slater and saw that he was finishing the food in his plate.

"I should probably head home now. I have some errands I need to run, and I have to feed my dog."
"Okay, I'll drive you."
"Oh, you don't have to. I can call an Uber-"
"No, I insist. I have to be at work in about an hour anyways."
"O-Okay."

Y/N sat her plate in his sink and gathered her things as he went to go change for work. Y/N was looking at her phone when Slater entered back into the kitchen. She looked up, and her jaw dropped upon seeing him in his uniform. He looked at her with a confused look on his face.

"What?"
"I had no idea that you were a police officer. That's kinda hot."
"Really?"
"Yeah, totally."
"Well, we better be going."

Slater lead Y/N out of his house to his garage where his police car was parked. He chuckled as he saw her eyes widen upon seeing the car.

"I get to ride in your police car."
"Yeah, hop in."

They both got into the car, and Y/N began giving him directions to her house. Slater turned on the radio, and they both began to sing to the Classic Rock song that played through the speakers.

Y/N pointed at her driveway, and Slater pulled the car in. He put the car in park, and Y/N looked over at him.

"Thanks for the ride Officer."
"Anytime, beautiful."

Y/N blushed upon hearing the comment Slater made towards her.

"I hope this doesn't delay you from clocking in on time."
"Actually, the station isn't too far from here so it's really not a problem."

Y/N reached for the door handle, but before she could open it, Slater spoke up.

"Hey, Y/N. I just wanted to say that I had an amazing time with you, and I feel that we have like a connection of some sort. I like you, and I was wondering if maybe you'd want to go out on real date with me? I told understand if you say no-"
"I'd love to go on a date with you."
"Really, you would?"
"Yeah, hand me your phone."

Slater handed Y/N his phone, and she put her number in his contacts. She gave him his phone back, and he quickly placed his lips on hers when she leaned towards him. She kissed him back, then suddenly pulled away realizing that he still had to go to work.

"Well, you better get to work."
"I'll call you later and give you the details of our date."
"I look forward to it."

Y/N got out of his car and walked to her door. Before she opened it, she turned around and gave Slater a wave as he pulled out of her driveway.

Once his car was out of sight, she walked into her house with a huge smile on her face. She couldn't remember the name of the guy who broke her heart. The only man that plagued her thoughts was Slater, and she wasn't complaining about it one bit.

Y/N found a guy that's sweet, charming, and absolutely handsome, and she had no intentions of letting him go.