Bill Hader Imagines

I Will Kill You (Barry Berkman)

It had been two months since Y/N had spoken to Barry. They had been together for two years before she ghosted him. She found out his real profession, and she didn't feel safe anymore. She couldn't believe that her sweet and innocent Barry had been a killer.

It broke her heart to leave him. She really did love him, but finding out that he had killed people, shocked her. Y/N cried every day since leaving Barry. She hid herself good so he couldn't find her.

Y/N jumped when she heard a knock on her door. She arose from the couch, wiped her tears, and went to the door to answer it. She opened the door and was met by an older man that was shorter than her.

"Um, hi. Can I help you?"
"Are you Y/N Y/L/N?"
"Uh, y-yeah-"

Before Y/N could her sentence, the man slapped a cloth over her mouth, and she tried to fight him, but he was too strong.
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Barry had been a mess ever since Y/N found out he was a hitman and left him. He really loved her, but he understood why she left. No one could ever love a killer like him.

When his phone started ringing, he he grabbed it off the coffee table to see who was calling him. A shocked expression came to his face when he saw Y/N's name flash across his phone. He immediately answered the phone, dying to hear her voice.

"Hey, Y/N. I'm so glad you called."
"Well, hey there Barry. I haven't heard from you in a while. How are you?"
"F-Fuches?"
"Yeah, buddy. It's me."
"Where's Y/N? Is she okay? Did you hurt her because if you did, I swear to God-"
"She's fine, for now."

Anger was coursing through Barry's body. He was going to murder Fuches if he did anything to hurt Y/N. She might have left him, but he never stopped loving her.

"Where are you?"
"Her apartment. It's a nice little place."
"Fuches, I swear to God if you hurt her, I will kill you. Do you fucking hear me? I will fucking kill you. I'll be there in ten minutes."
"Tick, tock, Barry."

Fuches hung up the phone, and Barry ran straight to his bedroom, grabbing the pistol he refused to get rid of. He grabbed his keys and drove to Y/N's apartment.

Barry walked down the hallway to Y/N's apartment. He approached her door and twisted the door knob. To his surprise, the door was unlocked. He slowly opened the door and saw Y/N tied to a chair.

As soon as she saw him, he rushed towards her to help her get out of the chair. He slowly pulled the tape off her mouth.

"Barry, I'm so happy to see you. What the fuck is happening?"
"Don't worry, I'm gonna get you out of here."

Barry was about to cut the rope tied around her wrists when someone cleared their throat. He looked up and saw Fuches standing there with a gun in his hand.

"Whatcha doing there, Barry?"
"Fuches, let her go. She's got nothing to go with me and you."
"Oh, so, you mean to tell me that beautiful here isn't the reason you refuse to hits."
"I told her I was hitman, and she left me. I decided to quit because I thought that maybe if I changed, she'd take me back."

Barry hung his head, and Fuches walked closer to him. He placed his hand on Barry's shoulder causing him to look up.

"Barry, I'm the only person who will love you for being a hitman. You're like the son I never had, buddy. You know I love you for the killing machine you are."

Y/N watched as Fuches manipulated Barry right in front of her. Fuches slapped Barry's shoulders causing him to jump slightly.

"Now, come on. I need you to kill her, then do a hit for Hank and the Chechens."
"Okay."

Tears started streaming down Y/N's face as she watched Barry's whole demeanor change. He placed the tape back over her mouth and stepped in front of her, pointing the gun at her.

Y/N was screaming, but she couldn't be heard. She closed her eyes tightly and jumped when she heard the gun go off. She looked around and saw that there was a hole in the floor, and Fuches was lying on the ground.

Barry walked over to Y/N and pulled the tape off her mouth again. She stared into his eyes and noticed that her Barry was back.

"I'm so sorry for pointing the gun at you. I would never hurt you in anyway. I just had to get him to believe that was listening to him."
"It's okay Barry. Is he dead?"
"No, he just fainted."
"Can you get these ropes off me."

Barry cut the ropes off of Y/N, and she jumped into his arms, holding him tight. They let go of each other when they heard Fuches groaning. Barry grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him so his face was close to his.

"Fuches, I'm in love with her, and you're going to leave her alone. I swear to God that I will definitely kill you if you bother her anymore, and I won't think twice about it. I'm done doing hits. Fuck you, fuck Hank, and fuck the Chechens. I'm trying to live a normal life so leave me the fuck alone too."

Barry released his grasp of Fuches shirt causing him to hit his hard in the floor. He walked over to Y/N to make sure she was really okay.

"Do you really still love me?"
"Of course, I love Y/N. I never stopped loving you."
"I never stopped loving you either."

Barry pulled her into a gentle kiss, and she wrapped her arms around his neck. When they pulled away, Barry graded her hand and pulled her towards her bedroom. She gave him a confused look when they entered in.

"Barry, what-"
"Pack everything you need. I'm taking you away from here. I swear I'm going to protect you with every fiber of my being."
"Okay."

Y/N packed everything she needed and they ran out to his car. He drove them to his apartment telling her to wait in the car that he wouldn't be long. He came back with a suitcase of his stuff. He threw it into the trunk and starting driving to where ever the road led them. He didn't care as long as they were together.