Bill Hader Imagines

You Don't Have To Impress Me (George Armstrong Custer)

Custer was hopelessly in love with Y/N. She was in the 50's exhibit. She was a 50's pin up girl, and Custer thought she was absolutely gorgeous.

Y/N had gorgeous Y/H/C hair and stunning Y/E/C eyes. Custer was crazy about her, and he wanted her to like him. He always talked to her, and she always laughed at his jokes.

Today was different. Custer wanted to really impress Y/N and tell her how he feels about her. He came up with a master plan that he knew would work.

Custer straighten his uniform, brushed his magnificent hair, made his way to Y/N's exhibit. He was super nervous, but he tried hide his emotions.

As he walked through the 50's exhibit, he was getting looks from the other girls, but he had his mind set on one girl, Y/N. He walked up behind her and tapped her shoulder. She turned around and smiled widely when she saw him.

"Hey George! What are you doing over here?"
"I came here to ask if you would like to take a walk around the museum with me."
"I'd love too."

Y/N looped her arm around Custer's, and he lead them away from her exhibit. As they were walking, Y/N noticed that he was acting a bit strange, but she decided to not say anything about it.

Custer led them outside to a blanket in the grass with a picnic basket setting beside it. He helped her sit down then sat himself down. He grabbed the basket and opened it to find the food he places inside gone.

"Oh crap."
"What's wrong, George?"
"Well, there was some food in this basket, but now, it's gone. I'm so sorry."
"It's okay-"

Before Y/N could finish her sentence, they heard a huge clap of thunder. Suddenly, rain starting pour from the sky above. Custer helped Y/N up quickly and wrapped an arm around her, getting them inside as soon as possible.

As soon as they were inside, Custer looked at Y/N with sadness all over his face. She stepped towards him, looking into his eyes.

"What's wrong?"
"Well, I wanted tonight to be special. I was trying to impress you, but my plan fell apart. I'm so sorry, Y/N. I really am."
"You don't have to impress me, George. I like you just the way you are. I would never ask you to change."
"You like me?"

Y/N stepped closer to him and placed her arms around his neck. He moved his arms around her waist, holding her against him.

"Yes, I like you-"

Custer pushes his lips against Y/N's before she could finish her sentence. She kissed him back, matching his passion. When they both needed air, they pulled away and giggled at each other.

"Just in case you're wondering, I like you too."

Custer moved one of his hands to her face and placed a soft kiss on her lips. He pulled away, and they walked hand in hand back through the museum. Y/N knew that she loved her silly, yet caring general.