Bill Hader Imagines

I'm Sorry, Please Come Home (Officer Slater)*

Warnings: Smut, Language

Y/N didn't like fighting with Slater. They have only fought a couple of times since they got married. Their fights were never gentle either.

Y/N slammed the front door behind her and began walking down the street. She didn't know where she was going, but she walked anyways. She approached a park, and she sat down on a bench.

She put her head in her hands and tried not to cry. She shouldn't have left or said the things she said. Slater said some things also, and they knew that they didn't mean them. They truly loved each other, but they had their moments.

Y/N lifted her head out of her hands as she heard a car approaching. She saw that the car was Slater's police car, and she sighed as she saw him get out of the car. He walked over to the bench and sat down beside her.

They sat in silence, and Y/N looked over at him and saw that he had tears in his eyes. Slater looked at her, and she was crying too. They really hurt each other this time.

"Y/N, I'm sorry. Please come home. I love you, and I need you. Please, baby."
"I'm sorry too, Slate. I love you, and I need you too. Let's go home."

They stood up, and Slater pulled her into a tight hug. Y/N wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled back a bit connecting their lips in a reassuring kiss.

They pulled away from each other and got into his police car. Slater parked the car in their yard, and they walked hand in hand to their door.

As soon as they made it into their house, Slater suddenly turned and pinned Y/N to their front door, kissing up her neck till he reached her lips. He passionately kissed her lips, and she missed into the kiss. He pulled away slightly and looked  into her eyes.

"I think we're in dire need of some make up sex. What do you think?"
"I totally agree."
"Well, in that case, jump."

Y/N jumped up, and Slater caught her legs and wrapped them around his waist. She wrapped her arms around his neck, and he reconnected their lips as he lead them to their bedroom.

He kicked the door closed, and laid Y/N down on the bed. He pulled his shirt over his head and climbed on top of her. She sat up, and he helped her pull her shirt off. He unhooked her bra and began kissing her chest down to her waist.

Slater unbutton her jeans and pulled them and her panties off of her body. He stood up and pulled her over to the edge of the bed. He dropped to his knees and threw her left leg over his shoulder.

He lowered his mouth and began licking and sucking her clit. Y/N moan and arched her hips off the bed. He slid his hand up her leg and pressed her hips back down onto the bed, keeping his hand firmly on her hip.

"Fuck, Slate. You're so good at this. Oh shit."

Slater hummed against her clit as he slid two fingers into her entrance. Y/N moaned louder as he began pumping his fingers into her faster. He felt her clench his fingers as she came chanting his name like a prayer.

He stood up and leaned over her to kiss her. Before he could, Y/N flipped them over and sloppily kissed his lips. She kissed her way down his chest to his jeans. She unbuttoned them, and she pulled them, along with his boxers, off of him.

She got down on her knees between his legs and grabbed his member, stroking him slowly. Slater lifted himself onto his arms, and he moaned as he watched her every movement.

Y/N lowered her mouth and took the tip of his dick into her mouth. Slater moaned again and placed a hand in her hair, gripping it lightly. She took more of him into her mouth and began bobbing her head. Slater gasped and moved his hand from her hair to her shoulder. He pushed her away from him and attempted to catch his breath. She looked at with confused eyes.

"Why did you make me stop?"
"I would have came if you didn't stop, and I'm not coming unless it's in you."

He reached up and pulled her back down onto the bed beside him. She moved herself up the bed to the pillows, and he moved across the bed to her. He crawled on top of her and connected their lips together.

Slater pulled away and sat up on his knees. He positioned himself at her entranced, and he looked up at her. She nodded her head, and he slid into her. They both moan as he bottomed out. He leaned over her and placed both on his hands on the bed beside her. She snaked her arms up his and gripped his biceps.

He began moving, and Y/N moaned at the feeling of him inside of her.

"Fuck, babe. You feel so good around me. God, you're so hot."
"You feel so amazing in me, Slate. Kiss me, please."

Slater leaned down and kissed her, and he began moving his hips faster against hers. She moaned into his mouth as he quicken the pace. She moved her hand up to his shoulder and pressed her fingernail into him. He groaned and moved his hips faster. Y/N gasped as he hit that special spot.

"Slate, baby. Please, I'm close."
"Me too, baby. Me too."

He moved a hand down, and he  began rubbing circles on her clit. Y/N clenched his dick as she came around him, morning wordlessly. Slater pushed into her at a fast pace, and he came into her shortly after she did, morning her name.

Slater pulled out of her and fell into the bed beside her, pulling her knees to his arms. They were both gasping trying to catch their breaths.

Their breathing slowed, and Slater kissed her lazily. They pulled away, and U/N snuggled her face into his chest. He wrapped his arms tightly around her and rested his head on top of hers.

"Please, don't ever leave me. I don't what I'd do if you weren't here beside me everyday and night."
"I'm not going anywhere. I regret walking out of the house after our fight. I'm sorry I left you alone."
"It's okay, baby."

Y/N snuggled closer into him, and a smile came to his face. Sure, they had their ups and downs, but what married couple didn't. At the end of the day, they had each other, and that's all that mattered.