Bill Hader Imagines

I'm Pregnant, Okay (Dave)

It had been three weeks since Y/N had found out she was pregnant. She and Dave had been together for two years, and she hasn't found the courage to tell him about the baby. The only person who knew she was pregnant was Denise.

The crew decided that they wanted to go to the carnival. Y/N didn't really want to go because she can't ride anything, but she couldn't tell Dave no.

The crew piled into Rico's van and drove to the carnival. Dave sat with his arm around Y/N for the whole drive to the carnival.

They arrived at the carnival, and Dave immediately put his hand in Y/N's and led them to the ticket booth. He bought them both a wristband and led her into the carnival. They stood and admired the view of all the rides, games, and food vendors.

The rest of their friends joined them, and they walked over to the first ride. Y/N carefully let go of Dave's hand and wandered towards a bench, sitting down.

Dave noticed Y/N was gone and quickly looked around. He found her sitting on a bench and walked over to her.

"Hey, baby. We're gonna ride this one. You coming?"
"No, I think I'll sit this one out."
"Alright, are you gonna be okay here by yourself?"
"Yes, babe. I'll be fine."

Dave leaned down a placed gentle kiss on her lips before running back to wait in line with their friends. Y/N sat and watched her boyfriend and friends rode the ride. They exited the ride and walked up to her telling her how much fun it was.

Y/N denied the next couple of ride offers, and Dave was beginning to get suspicious. He couldn't figured out why U/N was declining ride offers. He lingered towards Denise and caught her attention.

"Hey, Denise. Is Y/N okay?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, for the past couple of weeks, she's been acting kinda weird, and tonight, she doesn't want to ride any rides, which is weird because she loves the rides at the carnival. It's like she's acting different, I can't quite put my finger on why.
"How about, instead of you asking me, you just go and talk to her about it? You've been together for two years. You can talk to her about stuff like this."

Dave sighed and stuffed his hands into his pockets. Denise was right. He can talk to Y/N about what's going on. He's her boyfriend, and he loves her.

They approached the next ride, and Dave was determined to get Y/N to ride this one. She made her way to the nearest bench, but when she turned around to sit down, Dave was standing there.

"Aren't you gonna ride the ride?"
"I'm gonna pass on this one."
"Are you okay? Because you have refused to ride any rides with me, and you've been acting weird these last couple of weeks. Are you mad at me or something?"
"No, Davey. I could never be mad at you. I'm okay, I just don't want to ride this one."

Before Dave could say anything else, Rico tapped on his shoulder and showed the deep fried turkey leg he bought. Y/N got a whiff of the food, and her stomach began to turn. Dave looked at her and noticed that she looked sick.

"Y/N, are you sure your okay?"
"No, I'm not okay-"

Y/N suddenly slapped a hand over her mouth and ran to nearest trash Can that was out of sight. She felt someone rub her back and hold her hair as she threw up in the trash can. She leaned back up and saw that Dave was the person comforting her with a worried look on his face.

"Y/N, baby. Please tell me what's wrong. I'm worried about you."
"Dave, I'm okay-"
"Please tell me."
"I'm pregnant, okay."

Dave froze with a shocked look on his face. Y/N looked at him and wrapped her arms around her waist.

"I found out three weeks ago, and I couldn't find the right time to tell you. I'm sorry if this isn't something you want-"

Before Y/N could finish her sentence, Dave wrapped his arms around her and tightly hugged her. He quickly let his tight grip on her go, realizing that he could've hurt the baby. He moved his hands to rest on her stomach and he smiled widely at her.

"You're really pregnant? This is so exciting. I get to be a daddy."
"Yeah, you get to be a daddy."
"I love you so much, Y/N/N."
"I love you too, Davey."

Dave jumped up and down slightly, and pulled Y/N into another hug. He pulled back and leaned down, placing his lips on hers. She kissed him back, matching his passion. He pulled away and grabbed her hand, leading her back to the carnival fun.

"Where are we going?"
"I'm going to the games so that I can win a stuffed animal for our precious, unborn child. Leave me alone, I'm a dad now."

Y/N chuckled and followed Dave to the games. She watched as he attempted multiple times to win a giraffe. He finally won and triumphantly walked over to Y/N to show it to her.

Dave wrapped an arm around her, and they walked around the carnival, looking for the rest of the crew. Y/N looked up at Dave and saw the huge grin that was plastered on his face. He was happy about being a dad, and that thought filled Y/N's heart with so much more love for her goofy but amazing boyfriend.