Weird Friends

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Last update after you and Press broke up, I gave you savage Alyssa.

Now to help you start the coping process, I give you a punny, weird JJ.

Your POV:

Last game of the group. Puerto Rico.

Kelley and Christen started. Hope was on the bench. The game started and 6 minutes in Crystal put us on the board. Mal went down in the box, we got a penalty.

"Wait I think she tripped herself." Ash said.

"I think you might be right." I started laughing. "Oh baby Mal."

Carli scored it, then Christen assisted Crystal's 2nd of the game.

"Crystal is getting it Dunn." Julie said. "See what I did the-

"I got it JJ." I cut her off.

Steph had the ball. She passed it into the box towards Kelley who scored.

"Damn that was nice."

Kelley smiled and celebrated the goal. We went into the locker room for half time. "That was sick." I patted her head. "Good squirrel."

She laughed. "Thanks." She flipped her ponytail. "What can I say? Still a forward at heart."

I shook my head. "Why you always gotta ruin shit by being so cocky?"

"Cocky? I'm just overflowing with confidence."

Ashlyn walked by. "You two are friends?"

"Yeah." Kelley said. "Don't kick my ass."

Ash laughed. "I wasn't gonna. It's just weird seeing you two be civil." She said. "I'm like ready for fists to fly or something."

JJ started laughing. "Right. Ding ding round 1!" She continued to laugh. "Or when Crystal gets the ball. Ding ding round Dunn!" She died.

We all watched her laugh too hard at that joke.

"Oh JJ. It's a good think you're pretty." Morgan said. 

We regrouped in the locker room. We went back out to the bench. The starters and Alex got ready to play.

Alex waited at the 4th official.

We huddled up. Kelley and Christen were next to each other. Crystal was trying to pump us up. "Let's finish strong guys." Kelley finished for her. "Win on 3! 1, 2, 3!"

"WIN!"

Carli sat on the bench next to Hope.

The 2nd half started. "If you make anymore Dunn jokes, I'm slapping you." Kling said.

"I guess you could say. You're really DUNN with my jokes." JJ said.

"Oh my god." I put my head in my hands.

I heard a slap followed by Julie going "ow."

Kling got ready and went in for Mal.

Mal sat next to me and Ash. "How'd I do?" She asked.

"Kicked ass." Ashlyn said. "Deserved that goal but what can you do."

Then Morgan stood up. "Don't throw up." I said.

"Shut up would you." She said.

JJ laughed. "She's Dunn."

"Shut up Julie!" The whole bench said.

Oh JJ.

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