Destiel One Shots With a Few Cockles

My Fellow Gays

Gay Fuckers

Charlie-- my fellow gays

Castiel--🤦‍♂️

Dean-- hello

Gabriel-- hellooooooooooooooooooooo

Samantha-- hello

Dean-- why am I here?

Samantha-- same

Gabe-- why is anyone here

Castiel-- Charlie, tell them.

Castiel-- not all of it tho

Charlie-- what part am I leaving out, you told me loads. I think the angel stuff is finally getting to you tho, you probs need therapy.

Castiel-- that was one of the thing you weren't supposed to share. Don't say anything about the town thing.

Castiel-- Anything

Charlie-- ok cassie

Dean-- Cas, you need therapy?

Castiel-- no I dont. Charlie was overreacting

Gabriel-- I am an amazing therapist

Samantha-- NO

Gabriel-- offended

Charlie-- shoosh. Let me talk

Charlie-- ya'll gay

Charlie-- like my gay radar is going of the charts whenever I'm around you guys

Charlie-- Cassie has already confessed so you guys need to now

Castiel-- CHARLIE

Castiel-- THAT WAS ANOTHER THING YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO MENTION

charlie-- I'm sorry, Cas

Dean-- you're gay, Cas?

Castiel-- well, I don't really have a gender but I am in a male vessel and I prefer boys so yeah, kinda

Dean-- that cool, I'm kinda gay too, well, only for one person

Charlie-- YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Samantha-- coughqueencough

Gabriel-- I'm not straight if anyone cared

Charlie-- shut up Gabe, my ship is about to sail

Castiel-- Dean?

Dean-- yes?

Charlie changed Dean's name to 'angelsexual'

Angelsexual-- really, 'gay lord'

Angelsexual changed Charlie's name to 'gay lord'

Castiel-- I was wondering if you would like to go out sometime, Dean?

Samantha-- Dean, can you scream any louder?

Angelsexual-- shut up Sammy

Angelsexual-- yes Cas, I would love to

Gabriel-- did Dean just scream when Cas asked him out?

Samantha-- yes

Samantha-- Dean just hit me

Angelsexual-- I did not scream, it was more of a...

Gay Lord-- scream

Angelsexual-- yeah ok, I did scream. You would of to if your crush asked you out.

Angelsexual-- oh shit

Samantha-- WHAT?!?!?!?!

Samantha-- U HAVE A CRUSH ON THE ANGEL AND U DIDN'T TELL MEH?!?!

Gay lord changed Angelsexual's name to 'Castielsexual'

Gay lord changed Castiel's name to 'Deansexual'

Gay Lord-- btw, Sam and Gabe where just here cus I added them

A few weeks later

Gay Lord-- Hey gays

Samantha-- hey, Cas and Dean where fucking and I don't know if they have finished or not and I don't want to take my headphones of incase they haven't.

Gabriel-- haha

Gay lord-- how long have you had your headphones in?

Samantha-- 6 hours

Castielsexual-- don't worry, we finished like 10 mins ago

Deansexual-- we weren't that loud

Samantha-- I heard you shout Deans name over full volume with headphones on

Deansexual-- your brother shouldn't be be so good at sucking my dick then

Gabriel-- poor samoose

Gabriel-- jk

Gabriel-- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gay Lord-- how many times have they done it?

Samantha-- idfk, ask them

Castielsexual-- it was our first time ................................................

Gay Lord-- *chokes on thin air* WHAT?!?!

Gabriel-- who's top?

Samantha-- I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!!!

Samantha-- p.s. Deans probs top

Deansexual-- that is the most funniest thing I have ever heard

Castielsexual-- no, seriously, he just burst out laughing. He won't stop

Deansexual-- Dean, top? AHAHAHAHAHAH

Gabriel-- Deans not top?

Deansexual-- not even close

Gay Lord-- come on guys, pay up

Samantha-- I transfered 100 into you're bank

Gabriel-- I put 2000 in there 2

Castielsexual-- YOU GUYS BET ON US?!?!

Samantha-- Bobby's idea

Castielsexual-- oh my Chuck

Deansexual-- I can't be bothered to deal with this shit. Dean get ur ass back over here so I can taste it again

Castielsexual-- ok

Samantha-- PLEASE STOP, NOT AGAIN

Deansexual-- what was the dean?

Castielsexual-- yes sir, on my way

Deansexual-- good

Gabriel-- CAS IS A KINKY LITTLE SHIT, ISN'T HE?

Gay Lord-- CASSIE ISN'T AS INNOCENT AS WE THOUGHT

Samantha--SOMEBODY KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gabriel changed Deansexual's name to 'KINKY LITTLE SHIT'

Gay Lord changed Gabriel's name to 'Gay Fucker'

Gay fucker changed Samantha's name to 'Scarred Samoose'

Gay Lord changed Castielsexual's name to 'BOTTEM'

KINKY LITTLE SHIT-- get yourselves a hunter. They taste amazing

Scarred Samoose-- I-.....wtf......

BOTTEM-- get yourslevs an angel, they work wonders........

Scarred Samoose-- Dean......please stop moaning Cas's name.......just stfu.........

Gay Fucker-- Hahahaha, i think Sam is gonna die

KINKY LITTLE SHIT-- put ur headphones back on Sam....................