Supernatural beings and humans:
Dean- Why am I here?
God- because you are
Sam- what is this?
God- a group chat?
Lucifer- yeah no shit
Castiel- what's he doing here?
God- suck it up Cas, you're not the only one he's possessed.
Gabriel- wow dad, didn't think you had it in you to put one of us back in place.
Michael- why did you give us phones in the cage?
God- cuz, stop asking questions
Crowley- squirrel, what happened to you, thought you liked being a demond with all the powers and with the mark of cane of corse
Dean- I did like it but then I nearly killed Cas
Lucifer- Dean always protecting little Castiel. The broken, weak Castiel
God- Lucifer, you may of been my favourite ark angel but you weren't my fave angel out of them all
Michael- obviously it was me
God- Michael, stop being a smug dick for two mins, it wasn't u
Gabriel- was it me then?
God- no, you turned ur back on heaven
Gabriel- I didn't want to be included in the fights
God- not an excuse, I trusted you to run it while I was gone.
Gabriel I TRYED, DAD, BUT MICHAEL KICKED ME OUT!!!
God- Michael? Is this true?
Michael- what no, I would never do that to a brother
Michael- yes, yes I did
Lucifer- who is ur fave, dad?
God- who do you think?
Lucifer- me?
God- I JUST SAID IT WASN'T YOU?
God- oh myself
Michael- who is it then cuz I will kill them.
God- it's Castiel and you won't kill him cuz ur in the cage and I'll just bring him back
Castiel- HA SUCK IT, LUCIFER, MICHAEL, METATRON, HANNAH, NIOMI, GADREEL AND EVERY ONE ELSE THAT TRIED TO KILL ME OR LEFT ME
Crowley- why not Gabriel?
Castiel- he's the only one I like
Gabriel- thanks little bro
Castiel- don't call me that
Gabriel- ok Cassy
God- top annoying your brother, Gabe
Gabriel- fine
Dean- what came first the chicken or the egg?
God- oh no, not again
Gabriel- you can asked Lucifer about that one
Lucifer- I MADE THE CHICKEN FIRST, NOT THE EGG. WHAT FERTALISED THE EGG? HUH? YOU NEED ANOTHER CHICKEN. ALSO, SCIENTIFICALLY, THE EGG HAS STUFF, I CAN'T REMEMBER THE WORD FOR IT, THAT ONLY CHICKENS CAN PRODUCE, THERE FOUR, THE CHICKEN CAME FIRST
Castiel- Dean, babe, where are you?
Dean- in the kitchen
Castiel- get ur ass here then
Dean- where are you?
Castiel- in our room
Dean- I'm on my way
Lucifer- 😐
Gabriel- 😐
God- 😐
Sam- what
Crowley- 😐
Michael- 😐
God- not gonna lie, did not see that coming any time soon
God- oh hell, Lucifer, you made me dirty minded
Lucifer- sorry, not sorry
Sam- are my brother and best friend fucking?
Gabriel- idk, go and see
Sam- I'm good, I don't want to see
Dean sent a photo
Cas on the bed in a tight top and skinny jeans. He has a blue tie on and a pair of handcuffs in one hand, holding them up. He had a devilish smirk plastered on his face. He was sat on his legs, partedGod- FUCK, DEAN, WE DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT.
Lucifer- Cas, when did you become so kinky?
Dean- he's always this kinky, I'm going to get fucked now
God- and this is what happens when I leave earth unattended
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Destiel One Shots With a Few Cockles
FanfictionAnd here are some Destiel and Cockles one shots. Some fluffy. Some mpreg. Some smutty. ⚠️ Warning for: Smut Homophobic language Swearing Dirty jokes Assault ⚠️ Refusing to talk about season 15 Not intended to insult anyone Sorry if it dose