Messed up people
Sam- do you guys have something to tell me?
Dean- no
Cas- no
Sam- how do you explain this then
Sam-
Dean- WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT?!?!Sam- When I came home from a hunt early
Sam- i needed proof to show bobby
Sam- you left your door open
Sam- i left the bunker after cuz I didn't want to hear
Dean- YOU TOOK A PIC OF ME AND CAS ABOUT TO FUCK?!?!
Cas- Dean, it wasn't our first time and it won't be our last
Sam- I didn't need to know that
Dean- but it was the only time I would be top, Cas
Cas- what about the police costume time?
Dean- that didn't count cuz you handcuffed me
Cas- that was fun not gonna lie
Cas- what about the time in the car?
Sam- omfg STOOOOP
Dean- you brought this upon yourself for bringing it up
Sam- I wish I never did
Sam added Bobby
Bobby- idjets
Cas- ?
Sam- I guess it wasn't a power cut when the lights went out then?
Dean- nope
Bobby- who's top
Cas- me
Bobby- pay up Sam
Sam added Charlie
Sam- I put 50 in ur account
Charlie- Cas is top?
Cas- yep
Charlie- Sam, give it
Sam- done
Dean- I hate you guys
Dean- not Cas tho
Dean- I love Cas
Cas- love you, too, Dean
Charlie- I've got a better picture than you, Sam
Charlie- I got it a few months ago but I didn't tell anyone
Bobby- let's see
Charlie-
Cas- I've got one better than all of yours
Cas- I'm not going to send it tho cuz it's very reveling
Dean- just don't send it
Sam- I need to bleach my eyes
Charlie--and I need to pester Dean for details
Cas- you can have him when I'm finished with him, Charlie
Bobby- no sex talk, there are children here
Dean- children?
Bobby- Charlie and Sam
Dean- hahaha
Sam- I am not a child
Charlie- I'm a child that can hack anything and writes fanfiction that's 'definitely' not destiel
Cas- destiel?
Charlie- Dean and Castiel
Dean- we have a ship name?
Charlie- there is also crobby and sabriel
Bobby- crobby?
Charlie- Crowley and Bobby
Sam- sabriel?
Charlie- Sam and Gabriel
Bobby- I ship it
Charlie- yeah, you should
Charlie-
Sam- HOW DID YOU GET THAT, THAT WAS THE ONLY TIME WE KISSED
Dean- YOU KISSED GABRIEL?!?!
Sam- YOU FUCKED CAS!?!?
Cas- I fucked Dean actually
Sam- I give up
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Destiel One Shots With a Few Cockles
FanfictionAnd here are some Destiel and Cockles one shots. Some fluffy. Some mpreg. Some smutty. ⚠️ Warning for: Smut Homophobic language Swearing Dirty jokes Assault ⚠️ Refusing to talk about season 15 Not intended to insult anyone Sorry if it dose