Taking a page out of Klaine's book for this one since this storyline is actually so hilarious and I weirdly love it
Also, just saying, I got some of these lines (especially Sue's lines) from the actual show, so just know, I didn't write some of this craziness myself. In particular, I mean the one line about the dumpster which absolutely killed me
"Is she gonna show up?" Quinn wondered aloud, glancing down at her phone to realize it was already 3:22.
"I think so. I mean, she seemed pretty serious about everything," Brittany shrugged, leaning against Quinn's car, hoping this wasn't some joke or prank and that her and Quinn weren't standing in front of a random storage unit for nothing.
Though all of Brittany's doubt was erased when right then and there, a car turned the corner and came speeding toward the two Seniors, specifically a french Le Car which Quinn and Brittany knew to be Sue's.
A bright smile spread across Brittany's features as the girl practically bounced up and down on the balls of her feet, way too excited to put whatever Sue's evil genius plan was into motion.
The vehicle halted just in front of Quinn's car, the McKinley cheer coach immediately hopping out to greet the blondes.
"Glad you two could make," Sue said before shutting the car door, decked out in a blue tracksuit and a pair of dark sunglasses. "Oh, and I hope you don't mind, I brought Becky along with me."
On cue, Becky jumped out of the passenger side door.
"Well, this place is kinda dirty and I was expecting some sort of secret lab where you mix up all your toxic protein shakes, but it'll do," Brittany said, still brightly grinning as she looked the storage unit up and down.
"Trust me, this baby is even more glamorous than Buckingham Palace," Sue stepped forward and patted the metal of the unit door. "And I've been there."
Sue reached into her pocket to grab a key which swiftly unlocked the storage unit, bending down to push the door up and over her head before welcoming the three teenagers in behind her.
"Oh my god," Quinn's eyebrows raised in both outrage and puzzlement once her she laid eyes upon what was behind the door.
"What is this place, Coach?" Becky asked, clearly sharing Quinn's confusion and Brittany's wonder.
"This is where I store all my hatred, Becky, and where I'll perform my next act of revenge," Sue said, sliding her sunglasses off before dropping it into the cross-body purse that was strapped around her. "I call it my hurt locker."
The locker was filled with various items including statues and paper mache heads of random people such as Al Roker and Jimmy Carter, but also the familiar faces of Mr. Schue, Rachel Berry, and other members of the glee club in voodoo doll form. It was terrifying but oddly interesting at the same time.
Sue led the three blondes deeper into the storage unit and toward a bulletin board that seemed covered with insane conspiracy theories. There were images and newspaper cut-outs of the glee club attached with red string in complex patterns in addition to sticky notes explaining the several theories, complete by tangible pieces of evidence, some pinned onto the board while others in plastic labeled bags to avoid contamination.
"And remember, ladies, all the things you see in the hurt locker, stays in the hurt locker. You can't utter a word of this to anyone outside of this room, otherwise, I have the ability to make your life a living hell," Sue threatened, hoping that would prevent Quinn or Brittany from sharing her theories and vendettas to take the glee club down to Mr. Schue or the rest of the glee club. "But none of this is important for today."
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Freckles ➳ Santana Lopez (re-writing)
Fanfiction"I want to be with you. And not just as friends." *** Julia Mendoza appeared to have the world at her feet. She was your cliche, mean, popular cheerleader with a whole lot of sass, completing the Fearsome Foursome which ruled McKinley High and con...
