Ace Attorney X Reader One Shots Vol. 2

Work (Simon Blackquill x Whet Noodle Waitress! Reader)

Work (Simon Blackquill x Whet Noodle Waitress! Reader)

A/N: Post Soj case.

Your Pov:

I moved around from table to table serving customers and taking orders as I went. A few hours later, it was 9:30 PM and everyone had just about cleared out. We closed at 10:00 so I started clearing tables and dropping the dishes in the kitchen.

Simon came in at 9:40. He always picked me up after work. He sat at an empty table and waited.

Just then, an older man came in. He sat at a table. Bucky called me, "(Y/n)! Menu at #23!" I grabbed a menu and brought it to the man. He took it and looked at me, "Oh, you're so beautiful. You should let me take you out sometime." I ignored him and took his order, noticing Simon's glare on the man as I walked to the kitchen to give Bucky the order.

Bucky was taking forever and the man called me to his table again. I walked over, nervous about what might happen. He spoke, "I'll spoil you. I'll buy you whatever you want. You'll never have to work another day in your life. All you have to do is give me your number, sweetheart."

I wrinkled my nose in disgust, "Ok, you look like you could be my grandpa. And I'm feeling really uncomfortable. Can you stop?" "We both know age is just a number, sweetheart." I bit my lip and walked back to the counter. Simon looked like he was ready to kill the man.

But the whole time I was cleaning, the man was staring at me like I was a piece of meat. Then, Bucky finally put out the food. I grabbed it and took it to the man. Right as I went to leave, the man spoke, "Can I get a cup of tea?" I turned around to grab the tea kettle off the cart and that's when I felt him slap my behind.

I turned back to him with the kettle in hand and said a few things that were not very nice, but in my defense, he deserved it. After I finished, he just laughed at me.

"I know you liked it."

At this point, Simon was a ticking time bomb. I walked into the kitchen toget Bucky, "Hey, Bucky! So the guy at #23 just harassed me. Can you kick him out?" Bucky hiccuped, "Just ignore him. He'll leave soon." I left the kitchen, my anger reaching it's peak. I grabbed the hot kettle off the burner and took it to the man's table.

I leaned close, like I was going to whisper in his ear...

And dropped that tea right in his lap.

The man jumped up, yelling profanities as he left the restaurant.

Simon approached me, "If you wouldn't have done that, I would've." I smiled, "Don't worry. He was gross." He smirked, "And I spoil you, don't I?" I nodded, "Way too much, I might add. I did not need that new car."

He chuckled, "Your reaction was worth it."