Ace Attorney X Reader One Shots Vol. 2

They React With You To Things Girls Do But Won't Admit

They React With You To Things Girls Do But Won't Admit

A/N: This is YouTuber! reader by the way!

Phoenix:

I sat on my bed with Phoenix. I already did the intro for the video and now we were getting to the good part. I looked at my phone, "Alright. Number one: Picking outfits around the hairiness of our legs." I looked at Phoenix. He spoke, "I mean you can keep your legs the way you like as long as the hair isn't excessive, you know?" I nodded, "Yeah. I don't really do this. It's only if I'm sick or busy."

I continued on to the next one, "Getting in the shower while on your period." Phoenix groaned, "I'm not going to say anything, but the bottom of the shower..." I scoffed, "It happens ok? At least it's not the carpet or tile. Leaking on your period is like dripping sharpie ink. It stains." Phoenix sighed, "That's true. Especially when I'm the one cleaning." I smiled, "I know, huh?"

I continued, "Ok. Number three: wearing the same bra for a week or more." Phoenix smirked, "I know for a fact that you do that." I shrugged, "When it's the most comfortable bra you have, it kind of happens."

Edgeworth:

I read off the first statement, "Examining your pad/tampon after it's been worn/in you." His face immediately went from blank to slightly grossed out. He spoke, "Women actually do that...?" I shrugged, "I mean, I do this, but it's part of making sure your reproductive health is alright." He nodded, "At least it's only done for health reasons." I tilted my head.

"Number two: Using your bra as pockets, because let’s face it: Women’s jeans pockets are completely useless." He looked at me, "I see you do this all the time. With your cellphone, cash, chapstick, etc." I nodded, "It's easier than digging through a purse or pockets." I continued, "This one is kind of...anyways! Number 3: playing with your boobs in the mirror." He looked at me, "Do you do that? You never dress or undress if I'm in the room." I blushed slightly.

"I do, but it's only to see what different kinds of bras would work." He chuckled, "Of course."

Klavier:

I smirked as I read off my phone, "First one: examining your discharge." He looked at me, "Wait a minute, fraulein. Do you do that?" I tilted my head, "It's a feminine health thing." He nodded, "I think I figured out that you did that after your freakout in the bathroom." I blushed, "Shut up." I freaked out because I had went to the bathroom and when I went to pull up my underwear, I noticed something thick and white on the cotton. It smelt bitter and salty. Take your time...

I snapped out of my thoughts, "Anyways! Number two: Overly enthusiastic about popping pimples." Klavier smirked, "You do that. Especially if I have one. And I rarely do. You won't stop pestering me until I let you pop it." I shrugged, "I just think it's fun." I continued.

"Onto number three: eating a piece of food that has fallen into your cleavage." I nodded, "I rarely drop food there, but if I don't get it, he will. And he doesn't care if people are watching." Klavier spoke, "Well, who wants to waste food?"

Apollo:

I watched Apollo as he sat nervously next to me. I smiled, "You'll be ok. Hopefully..." I started, "Number one: Making hair art on the shower walls from all the hair that falls off your head." Apollo huffed, "You do that. I know because I go to get in the shower and see your hair murals covering the whole wall." I lightly smacked his arm, "Not the whole wall." I continued.

"Number two: Putting a bra in the washing basket, and then taking it out again when you realise how uncomfortable all your other ones are." Apollo looked towards our wash basket, "That's you. I'll be taking the basket to the laundry room and you'll come running after me to get your bra before it goes in the washer." I shrugged, "Well, it's comfortable. New bras are hard to break in."

"And number three: realising that “blood” is a pretty weak description of what a period actually is." Apollo looked away from me, "Even I know that, and that's because I accidentally touched one of your pads/tampons when I went to take out the bathroom trash." I smirked, "You didn't even know what a period was until I explained it to you." He blushed.

"D-Don't remind me..."