In The Blink Of An Eye

Unexpectedly Pissed

"I can't believe we just spent all of our free time laughing" exclaimed Jake. 

"Better than us arguing right?"

"Definitely. But then again, we never really argue."

"We really don't, why is that?" 

"Do you want us to argue?" 

"No, of course not. It's just that most couples argue at least about dumb shit." 

"Yeah but most couples don't wait years to finally be together. I could have argued with you many times but I just chose not to because it wasn't worth it." 

"You could have argued with me many times? I'm sorry about what exactly?"

"You coming to Duskwood, sleeping with Silas, Michael, Alan, you trying to find the MWAF all alone, getting shot by Ted because you were dumb enough to go all alone to his hotel. You could have been dead!" 

"I had to come to Duskwood to be with you since you weren't going to come to me. I get you being mad about Michael and Alan and even Ted but sleeping with Silas? You're still not over that?"

"Of course I'm not over that. Another man kissed you and saw you naked. Not to mention, he fucked you!"

"Wow! Well at least now you tell me how you really feel." 

"What exactly did you want me to feel? The woman I was in love with was going around sleeping with another man while I was away." 

"I wasn't going around sleeping with him!"

"Okay whatever, you slept with him multiple times. Same thing!" 

"It is not the same thing. What the hell is wrong with you? I didn't go and just sleep with him. He was there for me when nobody else wasn't. You're making me sound like some hoe that just goes around sleeping with people." 

"I didn't say that but if that's what you want to believe then believe it." 

"ARE YOU FUCKEN SERIOUS?" 

"It doesn't matter how or why it happened the point is that he had sex with you. Knowing you and knowing him I can just imagine the kind of sex too." 

"EXCUSE ME?? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" 

"NOTHING! JUST FORGET IT." 

"I DID FORGET IT BUT CLEARLY YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STILL THINKS OF THAT."

"YEAH!!! THE SAME EXACT WAY YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT IF I WAS THE ONE THAT FUCKED ANOTHER GIRL." 

"OMG, THEN GO AND FUCK! I DIDN'T STOP YOU, DID I?"

"NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO. I STOPPED MYSELF BECAUSE I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU. CLEARLY THAT FEELING ISN'T MUTUAL." 

"What did you just say??" 

"NOTHING LET'S JUST GO AND PICK UP JESSY." 

"Did you just say that the feeling isn't mutual? I don't know if you noticed but I'm marrying you not Silas. Actually, I'm not in the mood to look at dresses right now. Let's just get back to the hotel."

"No! You told your friend that we're going to pick her up so that's what we're going to do."

"For what? Why do you ever want to marry me if you're not sure that I feel the same way about you and that I want to be with Silas?"

"I DIDN'T SAY THAT! NOW CUT THE CRAP!"

"NO YOU DIDN'T BUT CLEARLY YOU WANTED TO. THE ONLY REASON YOU DIDN'T WAS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ARGUE. WELL, HERE WE ARE WE'RE ARGUING SO SPILL IT OUT."