My Unexpected Alien Girlfriend!!

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You prepared yourself, and had the entire area to look for Lum!

(Y/N): She could be anywhere in the city. I need to make sure that I can catch her off guard.

And with that, you start looking for her.

(Y/N): Now where could she be? Is she flying or-

???: Hi, Darling.

(Y/N): HUH?

She was right above you on your head.

(Y/N): How did you do that?!

Lum: Silly, I can fly!

She begins to float above and start making faces at you.

(Y/N): Okay. I know what you're trying to do. And I'm not falling for it! So there!

You then start floating.

Lum: Huh? You can fly?

(Y/N): Yep! I can do a lot of things!

And with that, you start to pursue after her.

(Y/N): We need some chase music. Narrator?

On it!

You run into a building, which turns out to be a bathhouse, which is the girls' side!

(Y/N): Ladies.

Women: AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE! GET OUT!!

You run out flustered, and proceed after Lum who is laughing at you.

While chasing after this crafty little alien girl, you get caught in a clothesline, and underwear is on your head.

(Y/N): Tasteless. Hearts? Hmmm .... I need to think this through.

And so....

Lum is looking for you.

Lum: Come on. Come and get me!

(Y/N): Where am I Lum?

Lum: Well you're supposed to be chasing me!

(Y/N): And I'm not interested.

Lum: WHAT?! But you have to! Don't you care about your planet?! You'll be enslaved by my people?

(Y/N): Maybe you'll be better than most politicians.

Lum: BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOSE! I w-

And then she feels a touch on her horns.

(Y/N): Got you. You shouldn't have gotten so close to me.

Lum: How did you-

(Y/N): Reverse psychology. I did the opposite of what I was supposed to do, and you came to me.

Lum: You're so soft, smart, and- AAAAAAAAAAH!!

She blushes and falls down giggling.

(Y/N): Uh .... Lum?

Lum: Darling! Take me away! Let's spend our lives together!

(Y/N): Huh?

Everyone: WHAT?!

This was displayed across the entire world.

(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAGH!! YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!

You put your hand to your face, not even caring if Lum hugs you.

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