Soon enough, the Foxy Pirates had set up preparations for their usual festival whenever they do a Davy Back Fight.
Jack: They set up all of this pretty quickly.
Foxy Pirate: Get your souvenirs here. All exclusive to this new Davy Back Fight! Come and get your souvenirs!
Luffy: I'LL TAKE THEM ALL!!
Nami and Lucy: OH NO YOU DON'T!!
They grab Luffy by the neck and pull him away.
Jack: Dumbass.
(Y/N): That's Luffy alright.
Itonimatsu, the announcer of the Davy Back Fight, even to the first one you guys participated in spoke.
Itonimatsu: Okay, listen up everyone. I'm about to read down the rules of the Davy Back Fight.
Happy: Oh boy. Last time, they tried to cheat! Remember?
Carla: Of course I do. Then Usopp came up with the idea of continuously insulting Foxy with that Splithead ni-
She then heard Foxy fall down in shame.
Foxy: YOU'RE ALL HEARTLESS!!!
Lily: Ugh, he was already too annoying to begin with.
Foxy: AGH! AGAIN?! SO CRUEL!!!
Jinbe: Luffy. I have a bad feeling about these people. They aren't the trustworthy kind.
Luffy: Hahahaha. You have a good eye for that kind of stuff, Jinbe.
Capote, the Foxy Pirate's Fishman seemed impressed.
Capote: So, you guys have a Fishman as a crewmember now? Jinbe, Knight of the Sea.
Jinbe: A fellow Fishman. I owe you my respects.
Capote: A man who always risks his life for his Captain. I looked up to you for a long time.
(Y/N): How poetic. They may be our enemies. But they all care for each other, like we do for us. Well, except probably-
Zoro: AND I'M GOING FIRST, CURLY BROWS!!
Sanji: IN YOUR DREAMS MOSSHEAD! I'M GETTING PAYBACK ON THAT SPLITHEADED DICK!!
Erza then beats them both up.
Erza: Knock it off already. Focus on beating Foxy and his men.
(Y/N): Ouch.
Itonimatsu finished the rules, and then revealed a batch of mushrooms.
Itonimatsu: We have an eating competition.
Usopp: OH COME ON! THOSE COULD BE POISONOUS!!
Bisca: Usopp, now's not the time to be paranoid.
Jack: No Bisca, he's right. Those mushrooms smell too funny. Hey, Brook, you want to give it a try?
Brook: Why I'm flattered. But yet again, I don't have a stomach, so I can't digest them. YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!
Komei: We have a problem with that. You see, anyone with a stomach can only compete.
This caused Brook to fall flat and cry.
Brook: Just because I'm all bones, doesn't mean that I'm not human.
Natsu: JERK! YOU MADE BROOK CRY!! HE'S ALWAYS THE ONE WHO CHEERS EVERYONE UP! I mean who else knows how to piss off Nami that well?
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Shounen Hero Book 7
Fanfiction(Y/N) here! And well, I didn't think we could get bigger, but this book is making me deal with an alien girl who wants to marry me, and zaps me when I go with any of my harem, a martial artist master who is cursed to turn into a girl when splashed w...
