(Y/N) here! And well, I didn't think we could get bigger, but this book is making me deal with an alien girl who wants to marry me, and zaps me when I go with any of my harem, a martial artist master who is cursed to turn into a girl when splashed w...
Kimblee: So, then what? What happens after we kill them?
Azad: I think we'll just continue to absorb all the magical power we can find here.
Skullion: And yet that still makes me wonder about them.
Azad: Who? Our four stupid chimera flunkies? Or are you talking about those girls? Because we already have a legion of child soldiers as our own.
Mimi: That doesn't matter! What only matters is that I crush that specific man's head.
Azad: See? She's full of it already. Now, where are those three morons?
???: HEY! WE HEARD THAT!!
The Dazzlings appear.
Adagio: We were late again because Sonata had to eat again.
Sonata: Ah, those tacos hit the spot.
Aria: You done? Because I'm getting annoyed with your antics.
Azad: I'm getting annoyed with all of you fighting each other. Now then, little pup, you've made excellent bait.
He picked up a cage with Spike in it.
Spike: YOU BETTER LET ME GO! OR YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY! I'M ACTUALLY A DRAGON!
Azad: Oh I know. Believe me, I know. And, you're not getting off easy just because you look like a dog now.
Adagio: Uh, Azad, don't you think you're taking this too f-
Azad: NO! DRAGONS DESERVE TO SUFFER! THEY'RE MINDLESS MONSTERS! You and that other brat are no different. You'll grow up and destroy everything.
Spike: Hey, that's very offensive! Not all dragons are jerks you know.
Azad: Oh brother. Here we go. Blah blah blah. I've heard it before. Then you slayed the Jabberwocky and went off to save Narnia.
Spike: Huh?
Azad: Listen here, dragon. I don't believe in others' opinions, I believe in facts. And here's one. By the end of this, you and all of your friends are going to be crying. Like a bunch of little bitches.
Spike just stood there in his cage, and-
Spike: Oh please, you don't even know what the girls can do when they work together.
Azad: Oh for fuck's sake. They won't even find us.
And then all of you sudden, you appeared with everyone.
(Y/N): I found you, Azad.
He then facepalmed himself.
Azad: Why do I keep forgetting he can sense energy?
Jack: Uh, why is Spike in a cage?
Spike: THAT'S NOT ME! THAT GUY IS AN UGLY FREAK!!
Spike?: UGLY FREAK?! WHY YOU LITTLE!! I SHOULD HAVE JUST STABBED YOU!!
It turns out to be Envy.
(Y/N): ENVY?!
Envy: Heya. Did you miss me? I get more pathetic little humans to murder.
Azad: If you could focus on one person, that would be better. Because together, they all are stronger.
Pinkie: OH NO! HE FIGURED US OUT!! Does this guy have psychic powers?
Azad: No. I just have a more reliable source.
Dazzlings: It's payback time!
Sunset: The Dazzlings? Why are you guys here?
Aria: We get our powers back, and we help Azad over here take over!
(Y/N): Brother, when are you guys going to realize that you're being tricked? He's just lying. He always lies and the same can be said with-
Mimi: YOU LIAR!!!
Mimi headbutts you!
(Y/N): AGH!! Wait, Selene is alive! He tricked you l-
Mimi: Why should I listen to you? You killed her, you Dragon Slayer.
(Y/N): YOU ALMOST BROKE MY NOSE!! YOU-
You then punch her!
(Y/N): HEY! Don't mind me! Just deal with them.
Everyone: Okay, be careful (Y/N)!
Azad: Good! Hey, Envy, why don't you come out to play?
Envy: Fine by me. Why don't I give you all a taste of what I really look like?!
Envy then transforms into well, this!
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Rainbow: Yikes! Just when you thought he couldn't get any uglier.
Envy: STOP IT!! STOP CALLING ME U-
He is then set on fire.
Sunset: Please, you just made yourself an easier target, moron.
She then hits him again.
Envy: ARGH! YOU ARE JUST LIKE THAT DAMN COLONEL! I WILL K-
She then hits him again.
Envy: STOP THAT ALREADY!!
He turns back to his human appearance, and turns into-
Envy Twilight: Oh, you wouldn't hurt your friend w-
She then punches him.
Sunset: I have no sympathy for some inhumane monster. I know my friends better than anyone. So, back off.
Envy: ARGH! PATHETIC HUMAN WORM!!!
He then ejects as a small creature.
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Envy: No. Not this. Not this.
Sunset: Well, aren't you just a little worm? Hey Pinkie.
Pinkie: Sure!
She puts him in a glass jar.
Envy: YOU'LL BE SORRY!! I'LL TURN BACK AND KILL ALL OF Y-
She just shakes it.
Envy: AAAAAAAAGH!
Pinkie: Not as long as you're in there.
Oh boy, this is going to get exciting! See you next chapter, I have to go and get pumped with my vocal chords!
