(Y/N): Bullshit!
Issei: But I'm serious, Dude!!
(Y/N): You get a girlfriend?! That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard!
Issei: BUT SHE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!
(Y/N): Weren't you killed by the last date you ever had?
Issei: THIS IS DIFFERENT! She's an actual human!
(Y/N): Prove it.
Issei: HERE!
He shows you a dating app.
(Y/N): This is a girlfriend rental app?
Issei: Yeah! Go ahead and give a try!
(Y/N): I guess I will!
Issei: Fine!
(Y/N): Good!
You march off, and start looking for a potential girl.
(Y/N): Hmm ... let's see here. I-
Akeno: Ara ara. (Y/N)-Kun, did Issei tell you about the app?
(Y/N): Yeah. Why?
Akeno: He bragged about it before.
(Y/N): I still call bullshit. I'm going to do one date, and never again.
And so...
You were waiting for your date at Starbucks, and then well, she showed up.
???: So, you're (Y/N) (L/N)? Not that impressive.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Chizuru Ichinose (She works for the Diamond Rent a Girlfriend Company, and goes on the "Chizuru Mizuhara" alias! Seems to hide a lot of issues!)
(Y/N): Oh .... Wow! God damn, she's adorable! Those boobs, that butt, those legs, and her fashion choices ... I guess Issei wasn't bullshitting.
She just sat there.
(Y/N): Hi .... You're Chizuru Mizuhara ... right?
Chizuru: Yeah. So?
(Y/N): Uh .... nice weather we're having. Really?!Come on, you got to do better than that!
Chizuru: Yeah ... I guess. Is he some kind of pervert or something? He keeps staring at my boobs. Ugh!
(Y/N): No! You're just a very beautiful woman!
Chizuru: Oh! T-Thank you. Okay, he's probably just shy. Maybe just a nice guy. Still, one can't be too sure.
(Y/N): Want to get some coffee? I mean I could even introduce you to-
You then get a call from your Mom!
(Y/N): Hang on! Yeah Mom?
Kinue: I'm just wishing my special boy, good luck!
(Y/N): MOM!!
Kinue: Can I see her? Please?
(Y/N): Sure.
You show the phone to Chizuru.
Chizuru: Is she your Mother?
Kinue: OH MY! She's beautiful!! Simply astonishing!!!
Chizuru: T-Thank you.
Kinue: Awww! And she's a sweet girl too!
Chizuru: You think so?
Kinue: I know nice women when I see them!
(Y/N): Yeah, well one nice looking girl was a bitch to me. And I-
Then Issei called!
(Y/N): Mom, can you please hold?
Kinue: Sure (Y/N)! Love you!
(Y/N): I love you too! (to Issei) I AM GOING TO KILL YOU YOU DUMBASS PERV!!!
Issei: I told you so! Besides, my girl is also a beauty! See?
She shows his "girlfriend."
???: Oh, (Y/N)-Kun! Long time no see!
(Y/N): What the?!
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
(Y/N):
Chizuru: Are you okay?
(Y/N): No! No! Come on Chizuru, I'm going to slap Issei, across the face!
You grab her, bridal style, and teleport!
Chizuru: WHAT?? HEY! WHAT ARE-
YOU ARE READING
Shounen Hero Book 7
Fanfiction(Y/N) here! And well, I didn't think we could get bigger, but this book is making me deal with an alien girl who wants to marry me, and zaps me when I go with any of my harem, a martial artist master who is cursed to turn into a girl when splashed w...
