Soon enough, Azad had finally lost his patience!
Azad: I've had enough of this!
He proceeds to grab the Dazzlings, and starts absorbing their magic!
Dazzlings: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Azad: I NEED MORE POWER!! I NEED MORE POWER!!!
He begins to grow his wings again.
(Y/N): So, you keep trying to hide the fact that you're a dragon and look where it gets you. To the point that you will attack even your own kind! I should spank you silly with my fists!
Azad: Fine! THEN! I'M GOING TO DELETE YOU!!!
He prepares a powerful attack, only for-
BAM!
He's hit by a feathered object.
Azad: What the? It was a chicken.
Azad: A chicken?!
Pinkie was firing them out of her cannon, which Rainbow was supplying her with.
Azad: CHICKENS?! Seriously?!
Pinkie: Yeah! Chickens are winged monsters who will protect their territory. They attack in great numbers and they can peck your eyeballs out.
Everyone: TOO DARK PINKIE!
Pinkie: Oh, sorry. Silly me.
Rainbow: Sometimes, I question your thinking.
Pinkie: Just keep firing Dashie!
Azad: WHY YOU!! I'LL RIP YOU IN-
Then he's hit by a giant balloon that pops him in the face!
Azad: ARGH! HOW DARE YOU!!
Pinkie: Just keep trying, you're going to tire eventually. And I've got one big surprise for you.
Azad: What do surprises have to do with this?
Pinkie: Everything.
Azad:
Pinkie: Or, maybe I'm just being rhetorical?
Azad: NO! NO YOU'RE NOT! God, it's like you're the kind of person that uses words you hear at random just to sound smarter.
Pinkie: Now you're just acting transcendent.
Azad: GRRR!!
He tries to hit her, but then you stop him.
(Y/N): HI!
You then hit him.
(Y/N): Hey, ladies? You mind de powering him with your magic of friendship? Because we need a macguffin right now.
Girls: OH! Good thinking!
They then band together.
Twilight: It's going to take a while. So you'll need to distract him.
Jack: Hey that's not that-
Sunset: For five minutes. And considering how powerful he is now. Well, you guys are strong enough.
(Y/N) and Jack: Oh, you're too kind.
Azad then gets back up.
Azad: And I just keep getting reminded of my failures.
(Y/N): In what, killing me, or just in general?
You both then keep distracting him as the ladies get ready for the powerful macguffin of friendship!
Azad: You know what? I've decided something. I'll blow you all to the endless voids of nothing! Isn't that fun?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
He gets ready and-
Girls: Oh no you don't!
They then appear in their ponified forms, and-
Azad: Oh please. You think some girly shit like that is going to-
He tries to attack, but a powerful rainbow blast zaps him to a wall.
Azad: HUH?! NO! THIS FRIENDSHIP POWER IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!
Twilight: Call it whatever you want.
Sunset: You've done enough damage as it is.
Rainbow: So why don't you-
AJ: Go back to where you came from-
Rarity: Take all of your brutish minions-
Fluttershy: And-
Pinkie: Leave-
Sci-Twi: Us-
Girls: ALONE!!
They then combine their magic together, and-
Azad: NO!! NO!!! YOU MAY HAVE THE STUPID POWERS OF THIS FRIENDSHIP BULLCRAP!! BUT YOU'RE LIVING IN THE REAL WORLD! AND YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ALL THE TERRIBLE SHIT THAT HAPPENS! ALL OF YOU WILL DIE SOMEDAY! AND YOU'RE DEFINITELY GOING ON MY TO KILL LIST!! ESPECIALLY THAT STUPID DOG DRAGON THING!! AAAAGH!
He is sent flying into building after building, and then spits blood.
Azad: Damn. Need to get out of here ...
He then activates the caller of the teleporter. And gets all of his minions out.
(Y/N) and Jack: That was ... too cool.
Girls: So? What do you think now?
(Y/N): We make good teachers.
Jack: Yep, and we got awesome students.
Girls: Oh shucks.
You noticed the weakened Dazzlings.
(Y/N): Okay, I'll be back. We need some medical experts.
I bet I know what's happening next chapter.
(Y/N): Yeah yeah. We know.
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Shounen Hero Book 7
Fanfiction(Y/N) here! And well, I didn't think we could get bigger, but this book is making me deal with an alien girl who wants to marry me, and zaps me when I go with any of my harem, a martial artist master who is cursed to turn into a girl when splashed w...
