Breezie: So, can I offer you ladies anything? How about some of my Chaos Cola?
Cassia: I tried that stuff before. Though I don't remember what happened.
Clove: Yes, very amusing, but we have to decline.
Breezie: Well damn. Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts?!
She contacted her three idiot henchmen, who were still chasing after Amy and Pinkie!
Scratch: We haven't caught them yet Boss! Still working on it!!
Coconuts: It's because of these two that we're not getting anywhere.
Grounder: If you weren't so small, you would actually be useful!
Coconuts whacks Grounder on the head!
Grounder: WHY YOU!!
He tries to chase after the robot monkey, but Scratch whacks him!
Scratch: You Dunderbot! I got something better!
And so...
They start to come up with their plan!
Scratch and Grounder had a bunch of oil slicks, and Coconuts had a flamethrower!
Scratch: Okay, when I give the signal, we'll cause those two to slide and then Coconuts will fry both with that flamethrower!
Coconuts: Oh! I like it!! Okay! Let's-
Pinkie: Hey Dumbbots! Over here!
Pinkie blew a raspberry at them.
Pinkie: BEEP BEEP!!
And then she runs off.
Grounder: Why that little!
He goes up a ramp to catch her, and she unleashed a big wrecking ball!
Grounder:
CRASH!!
His head was sent flying right onto Coconuts, who set the flames on, and hit Scratch!
Scratch: AAAAAAAGH!! HOT!!!
And then he dropped the oil, and-
KABOOM!!!
They were blown to bits.
Pinkie: Give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Breezie: THEY'RE HUMILIATING YOU!! GET THEM!
She uses a gadget to get them to be reassembled!
Scratch: Oh that feels better. Grounder?
Grounder comes flying back and crashes.
Grounder: I'm okay.
Soon...
Amy and Pinkie were searching on where to find Breezie and get her to confess where the emerald is, but then-
SSSSS Squad: THERE THEY ARE!!
Amy: Those nimrods never learn.
Pinkie: That's what makes it fun!
They start bashing the ground!
Scratch: Wait is that a- AAAAAAAAAAAGH!! EARTHQUAKE!!
Grounder and Coconuts: NOOOOOOO!
They start running away, and barely avoid falling through the cracks.
Pinkie: Man, if only the others could see this! So much joy and laughter! You know what would make this even better?
Amy: What's that?
Pinkie: This!
She snaps her fingers and creates more of her.
Pinkies: FUN!!!
Amy: How do you do these things?
Pinkie: It's best not to question them. Okay Pinkies, go and sick them!
The Pinkies salute her and run off.
Pinkie: Now let's get us an emerald!
And so...
They finally find where Breezie is.
Breezie: Well well, you made it. I take it you kept my three idiot henchmen busy?
Pinkie: Oh, since they're very persistent, they'll be having lots of fun until they disappear.
Breezie: I see. Okay, tell you what, I'll give you the emerald, since you got this far.
Amy: Seriously?
Breezie: Hey, I'm a fair businesswoman.
Pinkie: Oh okay! But what about those two? I mean, they're not really bad from what I can tell.
Clove: What are you-
Pinkie: Oh I know these things. I mean Egghead made Cassia here into a robot as a trick to cure her disease.
Cassia: Huh?!
Clove: How do you-
Pinkie: Haven't you both ever wondered why he kept you normal?
They both looked really angry.
Pinkie: Oh, and Ms. Breezie, you might want to reconsider being evil.
Breezie: I'm just a shrewd businesswoman. What could you possibly b-
Amy: Look at this.
They showed a picture of you.
Breezie: W-Wow, he's ... a hunk.
Pinkie: Yeah, he's a charmer, really nice, treats us like princesses! You know, a pretty awesome fanfic Shounen protagonist who loves his girls unconditionally, and we make lots of friends, do wacky hijinks, you know stuff like that.
Girls: How do you-
Amy: I stopped questioning how she knows these things.
Pinkie: So, can we have-
She brings in the Green Super Emerald.
Breezie: All yours.
On another hand...
You and your team are in Tails' new Tornado plane!
Twilight: You never cease to amaze Tails! You guys alright on the outside?
(Y/N), Jack, Sonic, and Rainbow: Yeah!
Tails: Okay, hold onto your butts you guys! We're going in!
Right before you all was the Battle Fortress of the Battle Bird Armada!
Battle Lord: They're coming!! Babylon Rouges! Get them!
Jet: Heh, so, it's time we clash again, Sonic the Hedgehog! You won't be calling yourself the World's Fastest for long!
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Shounen Hero Book 7
Fanfiction(Y/N) here! And well, I didn't think we could get bigger, but this book is making me deal with an alien girl who wants to marry me, and zaps me when I go with any of my harem, a martial artist master who is cursed to turn into a girl when splashed w...
