(Y/N) here! And well, I didn't think we could get bigger, but this book is making me deal with an alien girl who wants to marry me, and zaps me when I go with any of my harem, a martial artist master who is cursed to turn into a girl when splashed w...
As you were going around passing candy, well, you could hear the screams of those that really needed help.
(Y/N): WHAT THE?! HANG ON LADIES!!! Whoever is in trouble, I'll be there!!
It just so happened to be Chizuru and Mami.
Chizuru: Don't freak. I bet (Y/N) will save us. He always comes to rescue such beautiful girls in distress. Then he'll sweep us both off of his feet and-
Mami: (Y/N) HELP!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!! I WANT TO GET MARRIED TO MY BELOVED AND HAVE A CHILD!!! NO TWO CHILDREN! A SON AND A DAUGHTER!!!
Hidan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't cry. You're going to be sacrificed for the wonderful and magnificent Lord Jashin!
Mami: You're insane!
Hidan: You know, my partner tells me that too! BUT TELL ME?! AM I REALLY MAD?! HUH?! HUH?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And then you stab Hidan through the chest!
(Y/N): So, you guys just don't know when to stay dead?!
You then begin to generate godly power into Enma, and-
Hidan: BUT I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!
And then he disappears.
Just as you triumphantly smile, Chizuru and Mami literally pounce on you, and begin kissing you everywhere!
Chizuru: My Hero!
Mami: My Eternal!
(Y/N): Ladies. Ladies. Enough! Get home, and Chizuru, protect Mami. Keep her company.
Chizuru: Okay, but please ... be careful.
Mami: I don't want to lose my future husband so quickly!
Chizuru: Who do you think he is? Killing (Y/N) is impossible!
Later...
Naruto had sensed that someone was approaching.
Naruto: Nagato.
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Nagato: Naruto, I need you to stop me. I can't control it! Please, I can't stop.
Naruto: It's what our Master would want?
Nagato: You were always the better successor for Jiraiya-Sensei. Now, please, end this disappointment. Before I-
And then he went silent, and began to attack!
Naruto: WOAH!!! I got to be careful. If I can remember, he can absorb jutsus.
