(Y/N) here! And well, I didn't think we could get bigger, but this book is making me deal with an alien girl who wants to marry me, and zaps me when I go with any of my harem, a martial artist master who is cursed to turn into a girl when splashed w...
Anya: YES!! Please? Everyone else seems to have their own pet! Why can't I have mine?
(Y/N): Anya, I don't know if you're ready. I mean, Fluttershy gets to take care of all the pets, but that's because she's an animal expert, and one of the kindest souls out there. You're just a little girl.
Anya: PLEASE DADDY?!
She makes puppy dog eyes.
(Y/N): Ugh, I can't say no to you. Okay.
Anya: YAY!!!
Soon...
You guys go to the Pet Store, and she looks amongst the dogs, only to spot one she seems to like!
Anya: LOOK!! This one!!
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Subject 8 (This dog is secretly being experimented on by Caesar to create intelligent life amongst animals and outwit Vegapunk! HE CAN SEE THE FUTURE!)
(Y/N): A Great Pyrenean Mountain Dog? We're not farmers, but since it's you who wants it, I'll think.
Anya: Thank you Daddy!
Though she began to notice that the dog was talking to her.
Subject 8: (Seth McFarlane voice) Hey, hey you! Over here!
Anya: Oh, you're talking to me?
Subject 8: You can understand me?
Anya: Yeah, I'm a telepath. So, what's-
He then starts barking loudly!
Subject 8: LISTEN!! IF YOU DON'T GET ME OUT OF HERE, I'LL BE ABUSED AND EVENTUALLY PUT TO SLEEP! YOU WILL BE INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR EUTHANASIA!
Anya: You poor thing, you must be some special type of dog then. I'll get you out!
Employee: HEY!! NO!! DON'T LET HIM OUT!!
Anya: I WILL FREE YOU, MY DOGGY COMPANION!! I WILL SAVE YOU!!
(Y/N): Anya, what are you-
Anya: DADDY!! HE'S BEING MISTREATED!!! HE'S A TEAT SUBJECT!
(Y/N): Really? She better be telling the truth! Okay, AAAAAAGH!!
You start using Heaven's Door as a sort of memory wipe, before Anya frees her new canine companion.
Soon...
Anya: Look! I gave him a bow tie!!
Subject 8: Oh, I can't thank you enough!
(Y/N): It's kind of cute when he barks. Though his voice, I don't like it.
Subject 8: BARK!! RUFF!! ("I can't thank you both enough!")
Anya: Awww! You're so cute Bond!
(Y/N): Bond?
Anya: Yeah, it's the name I came up for him.
Bond: I like it! This is exactly how I pictured everything happening. I'm finally away from that maniac.
