Surprise parties...
Team RWBY was walking down the street, and Ruby decided to break the silence.
Ruby: Hey, you know what's really exciting?
Yang: Oh! Cruising on a motorcycle? Dancing at a shady club all night long? Beating down an entire room full of bad guys?
Weiss: Hmmm ... I would say, good manners and good posture!
Blake: Silence.
Ruby: No! I mean a surprise party! I think Pyrrha's Birthday is coming up! Who's with me?!
The rest of the team stop the moment their leader mentioned surprise party.
Yang: Yeah ..... no.
Weiss: Yang is right. Huh?
Weiss begins to feel weird.
Weiss: That felt really strange to say.
Ruby: Why not?
Blake: Look, Ruby, I don't mean to offend you. But, the thing is, whenever you throw a surprise p-
Weiss: You're the worst at throwing surprise parties.
Blake: What Weiss said.
Ruby: Me? Oh come on! What you talking about?
Flashback...
The moment that you walk in through the door, you notice a cake!
(Y/N): YES!! THE-
Ruby: (with a megaphone) SURPRISE BEST BOYFRIEND!!!
You literally have your hair get messed up.
And another time...
Tsunade: Hey, someone left a gift, I wonder what-
A message comes up and says, "You're old!"
Tsunade: AAAAAAAARGH!! WHO WROTE THAT?? I STILL LOOK LIKE 23!!! I AM A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!!!
Ruby: She's angry!! RUN!!!
Tsunade: COME OUT!!! OKAY HEAVEN KICK OF PAIN!!
End of flashback...
Ruby: At least we got time off of school ... right?
Weiss, Blake, and Yang:
Drink your milk...
Ed was seen eating his lunch, lamb shank and bowl of rice, when he noticed a bottle move next to him.
Ed: What the? What's t- MILK?! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!
Ruby and Winry were right there.
Winry: You're not getting out of this one, Edward. Milk is important.
Ruby: If you don't drink it, you'll be small forever.
Ed: WHAT?! I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU SAY ABOUT THAT!! I'M NEVER GOING TO DRINK MILK!!!
Ruby: Oh, we'll see about that.
Winry: You can't deny it forever.
Ed: Yes I can. My bones are already strong enough!
Later...
Ed was soon ambushed out of nowhere!
Ed: WHAT THE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Alphonse: Sorry, Brother, but this is for your own good!
Ed: AL, YOU TRAITOR!!
And then before he knew it, he was fed something.
Ruby: There you go Ed!
Ed: Huh? Hey, that wasn't half bad. What was it?
Ruby: A milk cookie!
Ed: Wh- NOO!! NOOOO!! I DRANK MILK!!! BLEGH!! BLEGH!! GROSS!! DISGUSTING!!! HORRIBLE!! YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!!!
He transmutes a giant mallet!
Ruby: Uh ....
Alphonse: Yeah, for his height, he's very-
Ed: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT!!! COME HERE!!
He begins chasing both Alphonse and Ruby while trying to pound them.
(Y/N): Sheesh, some people just don't learn.
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Shounen Hero Book 7
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