Shameless

50|The Two Lisas

Carla walked behind Carl as he pushed himself in his electric wheelchair down the sidewalk. "Hey,Carl." Some girls said across the street. Carl waved at them while Carla cringed. "Like I said before,you can start acting like a badass when you got to juvenile prison." Carla said.

"Whatever." Carl waved her off. "What's up,D?" Carl asked as they stopped moving. "Aw,bank's foreclosing. We're been here 13 years,man. They shoved her wedding dress in a garbage bag. I'm calling the cops." D said, walking inside.

"Hey,look what you're doing to my kids! It's unbelievable." D said. The twins continued to walk back home. "Looks like we're getting new neighbors down the block. Adamcs got kicked to the crub." Carl said as the twins walked into the kitchen.

"Are those hickey?" Debbie asked. "Holly and Ellie threw a part last night." Carla said as she sat at the counter. "Thoes skanks are randy." Carl added. "They threw a party?" Debbie asked, obviously jealous that her two younger siblings got invited, and she didn't.

"Mostly over kids, probably didn't want anyone who looked too young." Carl said as he put stolen food in the cabinet. "I don't look young!" Debbie exclaimed. "They said no virgins. You're a virgin." Carl.

"You're both virgins. They let you in." Debbie said. "I provide a service." Carl said as he put cans on top of the fridge. "Huh,what 'service'?" Debbie asked. "They make me give them oral. In exchange for letting me stick around. And I'm not sure why they let Carla stay." Carl explained.

Carla smiled and pulled her shirt down to show hickeys on the top of her breasts and shoulders. "Make out shesh." Carla said. Debbie scoffed. "What's the point of being a virgin anyways? Nobody cares when a guy's loses it,but for some reason,it's a huge deal for girls. Plus Carla,aren't you dating thst once boy?" Debbie asked."We're not dating." Carla said in a somewhat sad tone.

Carla covered her nose as Carl sprayed Cologne all over him. "Ew. What is that?" Carla asked. "Smell of success. I'm gonna get laid at the pool today if they let me." Carl said while Carla rolled her eyes when Carl sprayed Cologne in his pants.

"Ugh! I'm gonna throw my own party tonight - an adult party." Debbie said,"You got any alcohol?" Carl questioned. "I'll ask Frank for some of his homemade beer." Debbie said as she sat down at the table.

"Who you gonna invite?" Carla asked, turning in her seat. "Friends,older kids."Debbie said. "Wow. Cool." Carl said with very small enthusiasm as he took the sandwich Debbie made. "They, that's my sandwich!" Debbie exclaimed.

"See ya. Carla, you coming?" Carl called out. Carla hopped off her chair and followed Carl outside.

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Carla followed Debbie like a lost dog as Debbie handed our papers to older people to come to her party. "Hey,what's shaking,cupcake?" Carla heard Carl ask Holly. "Ew. What's that stink? Smells like animal butt and fireplace." Holly said.

"That ladies,that's the smell of a real man. And yours for the rakinh too." Carl said. "What's your sister doing?" Holly asked. "She's throwing a party." Carl explained. Carla got annoyed with Carl's terrible flitting, so she walked to a lawn chair on the grass.

Soon later, Carla followed behind Carl when Frank walked up to them. "Hey,whatever happened to childhood? These days, it's womb to women. " Frank said. "Whst are you doing here?" Carl asked. "Looking for you two. I got a mission for you-- my importante." Frank said in a bad Spanish accent.

"What is it?" Carla asked. "I need you two to run the lesbians out of town." Frank said. "All of them?" Carl asked. "Nah,just the ones in our hood. They're tearing up our soil and dropping in flowers gardens and yoga studios,gastropubs, and stores for dog clothes. We got to get them out of here." Frank explained.