Shameless

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Carla rocked Emma to sleep as Debbie put on a black beanie. "What are you doing?" Carla asked. "Going to fuck up a truck." Debbie said as she walked out of the room. Carla held Emma to her chest as she stepped out of the room as well.

"Hey." Carl said to Debbie. "Hey." Debbie said. "You ready?" She asked. Carl nodded. "Gloves." Debbie put on some gloves. Carl nodded. "Spray paint?" Carl asked. "Nails?" Debbie asked. "You got the sugar?" Carl asked.

"Yep,and the hammer." Debbie said. "Let's do this." Carl told Debbie. "What are you two up to?" Fiona asked. "We're gonna go fuck up a truck." Carl said as he walked downstairs. "Fuck it up real good. I'll be back before Franny wakes up." Debbie said as she followed Carl downstairs.

Fiona looked at Carla,confused. Carla shrugged before walking back into the room and placing Emma in her crib before laying beside David.

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The next morning, Carla ate a bowl of cereal at the counter as Fiona walked in. Debbie and Carl  walked in the backdoor. "Oh,Christ." Debbie groaned. "What's that smell." Carl groaned as well.

"Bedpan. Whose shift is it?" Fiona asked. "Carl." Debbie looked at the chart. "Fuck me." Carl sighed. "Did you two hold uo a liquor store this morning?" Fiona asked.

"Is that Debbie?" Frank asked. "Yes." Debbie replied. "Oxy!" Frank exclaimed. "Not for another half-hour,Frank." Debbie told him. "I need it now." Frank said. "Take too much, Oxy,it's gonna make you constipated." Debbie said as Carl walked in with the bedpan.

"It hasn't happened yet." Carl said in disgust as Lip walked downstairs. "Christ,what did he eat?" Lip asked,covering his mouth. "Okay,last one for eight hours,Frank. Better enjoy it." Debbie told Frank as she gave him an oxy pill. "Then two. Give me two." Frank said.

"Nope,you're only allowed one,Frank." Debbie said. "Two!" Frank exclaimed. "I won't make it on one." He said. "Sorry,Frank." Debbie said.

"So? Frank. Any ideas?" Lip asked. "It's not like we have that many options. Can't,like,drug him and dump him under a bridge." Fiona said. "Why not?" Carla asked. "We could do real time. Elder abuse." Lip explained.

"Nah,no jury would convict." Debbie said. "We can get him back on disability. You know? Get the state to hire someone to help him." Lip suggests. "That could take months." Fiona told him. "Juice? I need juice." Frank called out.

"We're having a family meeting, Frank!" Debbie exclaimed. "About what?" Frank asked. "About your sorry ass!" Debbie exclaimed. "Hey,wait. Doesn't he still have money from that Randy guy?" Carl asked. "Who?" Fiona asked.

"Ingrid's ex. He paid Frank to stay away from her." Carla explained. "No Randy money left." Frank said. "You couldn't have possibly spent it already." Debbie said. "All gone. No money." Frank said.

"What about the cash that he made on that drug deal?" Fiona asked. "It's my rainy day fund." Frank told them. "Yeah,and this is a goddamn monsoon,Frank." Debbie said. "I'll call around,and,uh,see how much a home healthcare worker costs." Fiona said, typing on her phone.

"I got it." Debbie said. "Oh,I don't mind." Fiona said as Debbie took her phone out. "No worries. I'm on it." Debbie said, typing on her phone. "I don't need a healthcare worker." Frank said. "Yes,you do." Debbie said.

"Times like these were made for families caring for loved ones in their time of need." Frank said as he tried to Reposition himself on the couch. "Nobody loves you,Frank." Debbie said in a monotone voice.

"Hey,um,anybody see Liam last night?" Lip asked. "Yeah,he was watching TV on the sofa with Frank." Carla recalled. "He sleep here?" Lip asked. "I think so. I didn't tuck him in or anything." Carla said.