BNHA *Boyfriend Scenarios*

Kill, Marry, Freak

ANOTHER FILLER!

Guess who can't sleep and has an early morning class tomorrow but decided instead of taking some melatonin she decided to write an entire scenario? 

Me '_'

INTRO: 

"Interdimensional gameshow!" I screamed and suddenly all of you were transported to a gameshow typeset.

"I am the god of this story and you all will do as I command!" I laughed maniacally, "and I decree you all answer this question that's left friendships destroyed, relationships ruined, cities into desolate wastelands, countries into uninhabited warzones! KiILL, MARRY, BONK!" 

Y/n: Um...what?

"Shut up we're doing this..." I smiled at the crowd the only I could see, "LET'S BEGIN!" 

Katsuki Bakugo

Midoriya, Yaoyorozu, Kirishima

"I'd Kill the brainiac, bang the broccoli, ring the boulder." You answered swiftly. 

"...you answered that way too damn fast..." Blared Bakugo at yo suspiciously, "You've thought about this before haven't you!? You freaking pervert!"

"Eh..." You shrugged unapologetically. 

"Why would you wanna sleep with Deku!?" He raged. 

"I mean...he trains a lot so I know he's got the stamina." You smirked his way causing the poor boy to hide his face in his hands so no one could see his red face. 

"Could you not!? Could you fucking not!?" Growled Bakugo, "The fuck didn't you chose to kill the damn nerd and bang the class rep!?" He sounded lowkey hurt, "Aren't you Bi!?"

"Yeah but sleeping with the personification of vanilla yogurt doesn't sound as exciting, I herd broccoli top goes at it 1000000%" You winked causing the green haired boy to feel so awkward but strangely flattered that a cute girl was interested in him. (A/n: I actually love Momo so pls dont hate her ;_;)

"Han hands!" Warned Bakugo but you continued.

"Besides, if I got the chance to bang any of the chicks in class 1A it's definitely gonna be Mina." 

"I'm scared to ask but why?" Asked Bakugo, 

"Follow up question, why did you wanna marry me?" Asked Kirishima.

"Cause she's flexible, duh." You said as a matter of fact causing the pink girl to giggle, "And the reason I chose to marry redhead is cause he's basically the most normal, he's super sweet and respectful but he knows how to knock a bitch our if he needs to." You nodded causing Kirishima to blush. 

"Aw thanks Y/n." He said appreciatively. 

"Also cause he gets rock hard on command-" You blurted but then was taken away by Bakugo forcefully. 

"Alright, that's enough outta you, we need to have a private chat..." He grumbled walking out with you over his shoulders. 

Shoto Todoroki

Endeavor, Iida, Tsuyu

"Why the fuck is my father on the list?" Asked Todoroki before you could respond.