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Wolf Tails #1- Chapter 6-7

Joel Robinson (R)

Jonah Heston (H)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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Chapter 6: Timing

H- Have we not commented on the chapter titles yet?

C- Oh, I just thought they were improv suggestions.

Saber and Fang are patrolling when two wolves from their pack - Frost and Montana -

L- Hannah Montana.

gave slight nods to each other, and Sabre and Fang padded away, and Frost and Montana took their spots. Suddenly, a flash of silver went across them, and Frost went down with a yelp. "FROST!" Montana whisper-yelled. "I'm..........ok.... A little." Frost managed to say in between shallow breaths. "No you're not. Hold on."

H- (a la Montana) "I've gotta vlog this."

Montana then howled with her eyes closed, but then, a flash of black went across her face, and she was out too. Lunar came rushing with the rest of the healers, and a mad crazy Fang and Sabre, looking crazy wild,

L- Could you repeat the "crazy" part a third time for the people in the back?

ready and wanting to fight. Another flash of black went across them, but everyone was able to dodge it. Fang grabbed on to one side, Sabre on the other, and bit down. Hard. Soon enough, the thing fell limp. Fang and Sabre were panting hard, but Skoll came over and asked, "I can revive him and force him to give us answers." Sabre and Fang looked at each other and nodded. Skoll started to glow as energy radiated off of him, and he slowly became thinner, until he was starving. Flint went and caught deer for Skoll, and then he became better,

C- Hey, that's not how world hunger's solved, BUDDY.

R- That's not even how it starts.

and the rest of the pack formed a circle around the black wolf and Fang demanded hungrily, "Where are you from? What pack are you from? What are you doing here? Tell us, or you won't live to tell the tale. "Whoa. I - I - I -" "WHAT?!" roared an angry Apollo. "I'm from the Shadowpath Pack, and I was ordered by Scratchpath and Nightclaw to knock out your warriors so I could kill Caydence!"

L- Who?

the black wolf blurted, then quickly put his paw over his muzzle and mumbled, "They. Are. Gonna.

H- "Buddy, I don't think we have a Caydence."

KILL ME FOR SAYING THAT." "Mmmm." smiled Fang. Sabre was eerily quiet. Fang nudged her, and she snapped out of space and focused on the situation. "Kill you for saying what?"

C- "That he's gonna kill some guy named Caydence, I know right, I don't think we have a..."

questioned Sabre. The black wolf narrowed his eyes at Sabre, as if trying to search her for something and Fang replied, "He said that his pack would kill him because he said that he was supposed to knock out the warriors and then kill Caydence."

R- "Do we have a Caydence?"

Sabre nodded. The black wolf was still narrowing his eyes. "Name?" Sabre demanded harshly. "Sharpclaw. Name's Sharpclaw." Sharpclaw replied boldly. "What rank are you?" pressed Flint. "I'm the male beta." The others looked quizzical. "A beta?" echoed Flint. "I'll consider it." Apollo whispered to Flint. Flint grinned.

C- You don't even know what a beta is.

"I think we should let him go." Sabre blurted. The wolves turned to her. "To alert the rest of the Shadowpath pack?" asked Cinder. "Well, I mean, we could have half the warriors guarding Caydence, and the other half at our den?" Sabre suggested.