the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Wolf Tails #1- Host Segment

(Crow enters)

Crow: Hello? George? Tom? Oh right, they're probably on a spacewalk... Anybody?

(static is heard, Crow approaches the view screen)

Crow: George?

(Gizmonics)

George (on the phone): What do you mean, I've no right to do whatever I've just done? It's not illegal if it makes you money! (beat) You gave me everything! Once I get the profits, you'll get enough to never speak of this again! Besides, uh... I have something for you. The deal of a lifetime... What if... You... And I... Made a bargain? A simple deal?

(SOL)

(Crow has popcorn)

(Gizmonics)

George (on the phone): You were that nerd's co-author! Surely you have some stories that you wrote solo, hmmm?

(beat)

George: WELL, SCREW YOU!

(SOL)

Crow: Oh, no! The anonymous person is Lexsi's CO-AUTHOR! I'VE GOTTA TELL 'EM!

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