(Lexsi is staring in awe at a NEW PERSON? It's a girl around Lexsi's age, with a sage green jumpsuit and a bewildered expression. Emily is on Lexsi's side of the room with Gypsy, both of them holding frying pans)
Lexsi: HAILEY?
Emily and Gypsy: Hailey?
Hailey: LEX?
(Jonah, Crow, Tom, and Mike enter)
Jonah: What's going on here? We heard screaming, and- (notices Hailey) OH MY GOD!
Mike: Who sent you?
Lexsi: Guys, this is Hailey, my... (beat) Co-author for most of my old stuff.
Hailey: And MINE! (still confused and offended?) I've got something to say to George- Wolf Tails book one is ALL ME! ALL OF IT!
Lexsi: Okay, book two is both of ours, that I will say.
Hailey: STILL!
Lexsi: I think we need to settle something: WHY DID YOU GIVE OUR STUFF TO GEORGE?
(beat)
Hailey: He told you.
Lexsi: Crow did.
Hailey: How would he know? And who the hell is Crow and why are there robots and OH MY GOD LEX IS THIS WHY YOU'VE SKIPPED SCHOOL FOR SIX MONTHS?
Lexsi: WHERE'D YOU THINK I WAS? GREECE?
Hailey: Look, I gave that terrible, terrible person our books for a reason, Lex.
Lexsi: Really? Like what?
(purple button flashes)
Joel: George is calling.
(Gizmonics)
George: I see you've met Hailey Trotsky, my lab rats! My anonymous tip who betrayed me!
(SOL)
Hailey: You don't know anything about rights, do you?!
Lexsi: Betrayed you?
(Gizmonics)
George: Hailey and Lexsi will be riffing on the second wolf tails. Toodaloo!
(SOL)
Hailey: Riff? What the hell is Riffing?
Lexsi: Improvisational funny bits! No time!
BEEP! BEEP!
(lexsi tugs Hailey)
Lexsi: NO TIME TO CHAT, WE'VE GOT STORY SIGN!
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the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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