Today's Riffers are...
Joel Robinson (R)
Jonah Heston (H)
Lexsi Marinn (L)
Crow T. Robot (C)
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(Crow is crying)
L- Oh, god, who the hell is this "inside man?" The only one with my stories are me and George, for some reason.
R- Yeah, we never figured out how he got them.
L- Wait, you don't think-
C- S... Story's starting.
H- Buckle up.
3/19/2021
The story of Wolf Tales - I mean, Wolf Tails
The Stories of the Wolf Tails!
(Crow giggles like a schoolgirl)
THE FIRST PACK: THE HOT AND THE COLD
Alphas:
Male Alpha: Apollo - (Strong and bold)
Female Alpha: Alaska - (Smart and helpful)
Betas:
None... not yet though...
R- Spoiler right out of the gate. Beautiful.
Hunters:
(Female) Nightstar - (Silent on her paws, shady sometimes, mates with Nightstare.)
(Male) Nightstare - (Quiet, mates with Nightstar)
(Male) Canyon - (Loves running, jumping, summer and his pack)
L- Hey, uh, George, can we skip this whole "meet the pack" thing?
George (Intercom): Why?
L- I remember the process of this book, and... It's long.
George (Intercom): FINE!
(Female) Caydence - (Crush on Canyon, loves to be with her pack)
(Female) Cobalt - (Loves visiting the caves, best friends with Topaz)
(Male) Dakota - (Loves the snow, quiet and shy)
*-CRRR-*
"SECTION REMOVED SUCCESSFULLY"
ALL- Thank you!
Prologue
She opens her eyes to see another wolf doing the same. They locked eyes, and they knew that they were first wolves.
C- How much wolf-lore can we GET?
They called their pack the Star
ALL- AHHH!
Pack.
ALL- (relieved) Oh!
Wolves of the Stars. Her name was Shinemoon, and her mate (the other wolf) was Brightstar. They had a litter of pups, and so did they. One thing was for certain: they were the First Pack. The Star Pack, Wolves of the Stars.
L- Very indecisive, I see.
Chapter 1: Play
"Mom! Mom WAKE UP! It's Play Day! It's -"
YOU ARE READING
the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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