the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Wolf Tails- Prologue- Chapter 3

Today's Riffers are...

Joel Robinson (R)

Jonah Heston (H)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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(Crow is crying)

L- Oh, god, who the hell is this "inside man?" The only one with my stories are me and George, for some reason.

R- Yeah, we never figured out how he got them.

L- Wait, you don't think-

C- S... Story's starting.

H- Buckle up.

3/19/2021

The story of Wolf Tales - I mean, Wolf Tails

The Stories of the Wolf Tails!

(Crow giggles like a schoolgirl)

THE FIRST PACK: THE HOT AND THE COLD

Alphas:

Male Alpha: Apollo - (Strong and bold)

Female Alpha: Alaska - (Smart and helpful)

Betas:

None... not yet though...

R- Spoiler right out of the gate. Beautiful.

Hunters:

(Female) Nightstar - (Silent on her paws, shady sometimes, mates with Nightstare.)

(Male) Nightstare - (Quiet, mates with Nightstar)

(Male) Canyon - (Loves running, jumping, summer and his pack)

L- Hey, uh, George, can we skip this whole "meet the pack" thing?

George (Intercom): Why?

L- I remember the process of this book, and... It's long.

George (Intercom): FINE!

(Female) Caydence - (Crush on Canyon, loves to be with her pack)

(Female) Cobalt - (Loves visiting the caves, best friends with Topaz)

(Male) Dakota - (Loves the snow, quiet and shy)

*-CRRR-*

"SECTION REMOVED SUCCESSFULLY"

ALL- Thank you!

Prologue

She opens her eyes to see another wolf doing the same. They locked eyes, and they knew that they were first wolves.

C- How much wolf-lore can we GET?

They called their pack the Star

ALL- AHHH!

Pack.

ALL- (relieved) Oh!

Wolves of the Stars. Her name was Shinemoon, and her mate (the other wolf) was Brightstar. They had a litter of pups, and so did they. One thing was for certain: they were the First Pack. The Star Pack, Wolves of the Stars.

L- Very indecisive, I see.

Chapter 1: Play

"Mom! Mom WAKE UP! It's Play Day! It's -"