the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Wolf Tails #1- Host Segment

Lexsi: So wait, you're telling me that the person who's been behind this whole thing is actually my CO-AUTHOR? How can you be so sure?

(the view screen turns on)

(Gizmonics)

George: (into phone) Look outside, Miss Trotsky! There's plenty of space for ONE MORE on MY Satellite, you jerk!

(SOL)

(The ship starts to shake)

Jonah: What the hell?

(Gypsy enters)

Gypsy: Me and Emily are TRYING to read!

Joel: Gypsy, can you see what they're trying to do to the ship?

BEEP! BEEP!

Joel: Because we've got STORY SIGN!

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