Canada walked to America's house and knocked on the door. America opened the door.
"Hey, what's up bro?" America asked cheerful.
"Can I come in?" Canada asked quietly.
"Yeah" America said as he let Canada in. They walked to the kitchen and sat down by the table.
"Is something wrong?" America then asked."Kind of"
"What happened??"
"I was with Germany and I found something that made him embarrassed but he got over it but then he said he loved me and he asked me if I loved him back but I wasn't sure so I just said that I didn't know so he got even more embarressed but he quickly got over it and he kissed me. We then fell down to the bed and then he pulled my curl and I accidentally kicked him in the crotch. I apologised but he just told me to leave and I'm afraid that he won't want to talk to me tomorrow" Canada said as he frowned.
"Dude! You kicked him in the balls?!?!" America said and laughed.
"This is not funny!!"
"It kind of is"
"Why?! Do you not like him or something?!!"
"He did fuck Russia while I was with Russia so I wouldn't really say that he's my favorite person"
"He fucked Russia??!"
"Yeah.. didn't you know that??"
"No!"
"Oh.. well now you know" America said as he smiled.
"Why are you smiling?!?"
"Because this is pretty funny"
"It isn't, alright! I came to you to get advice but now I remembered that you're too stupid to think of anything!" Canada exclaimed as he stood up.
"Wow! Calm down dude!!" America said as he stood up too.
"Vhat's going on here??" Prussia asked as he entered the kitchen and saw America and Canada.
"It doesn't concern you!" Canada hissed at prussia.
"Jeez, sorry" Prussia said and then walked away.
"Don't be rude to Prussia!" America said annoyed.
"I don't care about him! He's just an asshole!"
"Hey! Don't call him that!!"
"Okay. He's unawesome" Canada said angry. America gasped.
"How can you say that about someone like him?!!"
"You mean someone who has both raped you and Germany and stalked you and Spain!!" Canada exclaimed.
"He doesn't do that anymore!"
"But he's still a criminal!"
"Fuck you dude!!"
"Do you know how many guys Prussia has fucked?" Canada asked calm.
"That doesn't matter!!"
"You believe what you want, I'm going to go" Canada said and then walked out of the house. America walked out of the kitchen and to the livingroom where Prussia was sitting.
"We need to talk" America said as he sat down beside Prussia.
"Aze jou dumping me??"
"What! No!"
"Oh alzight. Let's talk zhen"
"Okay. I want to ask you something and you have to answer honestly!"
"Okay"
"How many guys have you fucked?"
"Ehh, do I have to say all?"
"Yes!"
"Alzight" Prussia took a deep breath. "Zhere's jou, Canada, Germany, Spain, France, Turkey, Finland, Romania, England und Austria once because we were plaing seven minuets in heaven a long time ago, Korea und zhen von ozher guy zhat asked me to never say anyzhing happened betveen us"
"Holy shit.. but who was your first??"
"Zhe von I'm not allowed to tell who is"
"How old were you??"
"I don't remember"
"How long have you known him??"
"Since ve vere kids"
"Please tell me!"
"Nein!"
"I'll tell you everyone I've been with"
"Hmm.. okay"
"Who was it??!"
"Russia"
"What?!?"
"Ja.. Russia"
"How the hell did that happen??!!?"
"Ve dated a long time ago for a vhile"
"And have you just kept this a secret until now??"
"Ja"
"So only you and Russia, and now me, know this?!?"
"Ja"
"Oh my god.. he always told me that you were a man-slut and shouldn't be trusted!"
"I kind of did somezhing zhat I'm pretty sure huzt him pretty bad"
"What did you do??"
"I don't vant to talk about it" Prussia said quietly as he stood up and walked away, leaving America curious and a bit confused.
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Hetalia love affairs (Gay)
Fanfiction[!Trigger warning!] (Violence, sexual violence) Don't own shit except for the shit storyline. If you like Hetalia, bad plot that's all over the place, wildly unnecessary amount of badly written smut and "romance", an incredible amount of bad grammar...