Hetalia love affairs (Gay)

Chapter 143

Two weeks later.
Germany entered the prison visiting area and sat down at a table. A few seconds later came Prussia and sat down across the table from him.

"Hey, vhat's hanging?" Prussia asked casually.

"..Is zhat some trick question??" Germany asked confused.

"Vha- nein, I'm asking how jou're doing!"

"Oh, I'm fine"

"Vhat's been happening in school??"

"Nozhing important"

"I knew it!! Nozhing happens unless I'm zhere!" Prussia said smug.

"Okay"

"Is Russia out of zhe hospital?"

"He got out of zhere zhe day after jou attacked him, he heals unusually fast!"

"If I vould have had somezhing bigger zhan a fork he vould still be in zhere!"

"Alzight zhen... But anyvay, how is it in prison?"

"A guy tried to rape me a few days ago"

"Vhat!!? Zhat's hozzible!!"

"Don't vorry, I took care of it" Prussia replied calm.

"How??!"

"I told him zhat I vould rape him back und zhen he just got confused und left"

"...I'm vorried about jou"

"Don't be, I'm fine"

"Aze jou sure? Isn't zhere anyzhing jou might need?"

"Vell, zhere is von zhing.."

"Vhat is it?"

"Can jou bail me out of here??"

"Doesn't zhat cost alot?!"

"Somezhing like a million mabye, no big deal" Prussia said casually "Jou'll bail me out.. right?"

"hmm.. I'll try"

"Zhank jouu~" Prussia sang out as he smirked.

"Vait.. aze jou planning to do somezhing bad??" Germany asked sucpicious.

"Neein, of course noot!" Prussia said with obvious sarcasm and then chuckled.

"Aze jou going to attack Russia again?!"

"Mabye.."

"But even if I bail jou out it's very likely zhat jou'll be on probation!!"

"So? I'll just make people zhink he tried to kill himself again"

"How zhe hell vill jou do zhat?!!" Germany exclaimed.

"I could strangle him vith a rope und zhen hang him und just leave him zhere, I could shoot him in zhe head und zhen put zhe gun in his hand or I could somehow drug him und after zhat I inject him vith a bunch of dangerous drugs zhat vill slowly und painfully kill him" Prussia whispered to Germany.

"Jou do realize it needs more zhan zhat to kill him! Und just don't even try to kill him!!"

"But I've been planning zhis for two weeks!! Look, jou just bail me out und ve'll see vhat happens, okay? Okay!"

"Jou can't attack Russia, or anyvon for zhat matter, again!"

"Alzight! I von't"

"Zhank jou" Germany stood up "I'll try to get jou out as soon as I can"

"Zhanks!"

"Ja, okay" Germany murmured to himself as he exited the visiting room.

Elsewhere.
Russia was sitting in his room as the phone started to ring. Russia stood up and picked up the phone.

"Da?" Russia answered.

"Heeyy~"

"Who is this??"

"I vill get jouu~"

"Prussia?"

"Ja"

"Are you high?"

"Nein, I'm in prison!!"

"How did you manage to call me?? Isn't there supposed to be a special calling system in prison?"

"I managed to get a cell phone from von of mein friends in here" Prussia stated.

"How did he get a cell phone?"

"Jou don't ask zhese zhings in jail! If jou're lucky enough to get it jou just take it!"

"Alright.. But how are you going to get me?"

"I'll get out soon"

"How? I heard you got five years"

"Germany's gonna bail me out soon"

"And will you then just try to kill me again?"

"Ja!"

"Okay, I'll see you then"

"Vait.. zhat's all jou're going to say!!?!"

"It doesn't matter if you try it again because I know you will never be able to kill me"

"I vouldn't be so sure about zhat!"

"If you really think that is going to scare me then you must be in prison for being too stupid, along with a failed murder. You're just a failure"

"I might not be able to kill jou but I vill hurt jou! I vill von day, vhen jou least excpect it, get jou und I vill torture jou for days, even weeks until jou von't even remember vhat it feels like to not be in pain! I vill literally rip jour guts out und fill jou vith rotten grass!!" Prussia said as a psychotic look formed on his face.

"Good luck with that, bye bye" Russia said calm.

"Go fuck jourself!!!" Prussia exclaimed.

"Yeah okay, bye" Russia then hung up the phone.