Anakin: So, what kind of weird food is everyone bringing this year?
Ahsoka: You mean to tonight's Easter feast?
Anakin: What else would I mean
Aayla: The great sith feast? Or the party Bail Organa is throwing just down the street. Vos told me he was going to crash it
Adi Gallia: Oh, we all should
Kit: Yeah!
Aayla: No...he plans to litterly crash it, like busting through a window on a zipline and a bicycle handle.
Kit: Oh.
Ahsoka: Yeah no
Anakin: I would, but I got plans
Obi Wan: Please tell me it's not got anything to do with rubber chickens
Anakin: No, of course not. Its Easter, for goodness sake. You're supposed to celebrate with bunnies
Ahsoka: So you plan to...?
Anakin: Paint my van like a giant Easter egg
Obi Wan: Forget I asked.
Kit: Well, for tonight's dinner, I'm bringing jelly bean filled deviled eggs
Aayla: And I'll be serving sweet potato marshmallows with peeps inside
Adi Gallia: So I bought like 50 chocolate bunnies at the store, just because. And, I couldn't eat them all, so I melted them in the microwave and am bringing all sorts of random things to dip them in.
Ahsoka: Like...crackers?
Adi Gallia: I was thinking more ramen noodles, but I can do that too.
Obi Wan: I'll be bringing tea-
Anakim: Please do not say rabbit flavored tea.
Obi Wan: Okay then. Its spring harvest tea.
Ahsoka: As in...grass?
Barriss: I love grass flavor. Reminds me of my blow dryer.
Adi Gallia: Wut
Shaak Ti: I, will be bringing the Easter tablecloths I found at the space-mart.
Barriss: I thought we were supposed to bring food?
Shaak Ti: The tablecloths are edible.
Ahsoka: Oh, wow
Aayla: (Let's not ask about that)
Barriss: I will be bringing a watermelon, and a pineapple. And a butcher knife to cut them all up with.
Ahsoka: Why not cut it before you leave?
Barriss: My kitchen cabinets got bombed and destroyed because of a cheese infestation, which turned out to be Lux, so I have no place to cut it up
Kit: Noted.
Vos: I'm bringing myself, obviously
Obi Wan: And to eat?
Vos: Mountain-dew-it
Anakin: I love that stuff
Obi Wan: Its gross
Plo Koon: I've got the main course of grilled chicken cooking. You all be there by 6:00 sharp. Hey, Wolffe, don't let those bacon strips burn!
Wolffe: What about the chicken?
The chicken is on fire
Plo Koon: Ahhh!!! ....let's change the course to charred chicken instead.
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