Satine: I'm so excited!
Ahsoka: me too!
Padme: this sleepover is going to be so fun!
Ahsoka: is the only reason were having a sleepover because Anakin was having one too?
Padme:
Satine: I suspected so
Padme: what? No way I'm going to let him have a better sleepover than me!
Aayla: I hope this turns out to be fun!
Shak Ti: me too
Barriss: hey what happened to the popcorn
Luminara: I put it in the fridge
Adi Galada: why?
Luminara: idk. I just felt like I needed to bring it somewhere
Aayla: frozen popcorn. Haven't heard of that one before
Riyo Churi: so I have heard crazy stories about all of you, and I just wanted to know if any of it is true.
Ahsoka:
Satine:
Padme: you know people and their exaggerating. None of it's probobly true
Barriss: once I went on vacation with them and Anakin turned to the dark side because of a lemon head over dose. Meanwhile the clones tried to kill us and were captured by jawas because they ate their donuts.
Riyo Churi:
Shak Ti: oh yeah, I remember that....
Luminara: were not that crazy. I mean it's not like I went out with a sith lord once to go to a Christmas party
Aayla: ...except you did
Adi Galada: and I went with Maul's brother!
Luminara: -shrugs-
Riyo Churi: ...should I leave?
Ahsoka: probably
Padme: no! You have to stay! I can't have someone walk out on my sleepover or Anakin will think his was better than mine
Satine: don't worry, it'll be fun
Ahsoka: oh, why don't we play a game?
Riyo Churi: fine, I'll stay as long as nothing catches on fire
Adi Galada: guys, I put the popcorn in the microwave to thaw, and now it's on fire
Padme: 😳
Riyo Churi: you all are crazy!
Shak Ti: quick! Does anyone own a fire extinguisher?
Aayla: now why would anyone carry one around with them?
Barriss: maybe they have a habit of catching on fire
Adi Galada: guys this fire is still burning!
Luminara: just put it back in the freezer.
Satine: for goodness sake just throw a pan of water on it!
Padme: well then my microwave is fried!
Ahsoka: well that's better than a burnt down house.
Padme: -sighs-
Later...
Adi Galada: phew
Ahsoka: I'm glad we didn't burn anything down
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
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