Savage: hi guys.
Maul: bro, I'm busy what do you want?
Grevious: same
Dooku: oh, my failed apprentice, what do you want?
Ventress: I thought I was your failed apprentice
Dooku: -shrugs-
Savage: ...well basically, I just had some questions I needed to know
Ventress: seriously? You interrupted my push up training for that?
Grevious: ?
Ventress: what? I can do like pretty much any other fight move except a pushup. Its embarrassing
Maul: same, except its sit ups for me.
Grevious: that's why I got a robotic body!
Savage: so, first I wanted to know, why do we have eyebrows?
Dooku:
Ventress: wait but you don't even have eyebrows. I don't either. Or Ahsoka Tano
Maul: neither do I
Grevious: me neither. Heck, I don't even have a nose
Count Dooku: I have eyebrows. They just make you look more menacing
Ventress: that's why I draw them on my face. Plus it makes me look creepier
Grevious: I always wondered why you went around dressed like a creepy witch
Ventress: um, that's because I am a creepy witch
Maul: of course.
Savage: now, I also have another question
Maul: -sighs- go on
Savage: would it be weird if I started wearing sneakers?
Dooku: ????
Grevious: Sith's these days....
Ventress: seriously? WHAT KIND OF LORD OF THE SITH THINKS ABOUT WEARING SNEAKERS??
Maul: what are you trying to do, embarrass me to death? That's worse than being chopped in half!
Savage: well I just wondered. I mean these sith boots are just sooo uncomfortable and they bug the chicken out of me! Sneakers would be way more comfortable!
Maul: sure, just go right out on the battle field wearing sneakers
Savage: yay!
Ventress: ....he was being sarcastic
Savage: oh
Grevious: that's why I don't wear shoes. Their so annoying. Robotic legs are way better
Maul: eh, that is kind of true
Dooku: okay, I thought the jedi were insane, but now I realize all of the sith lords are too
Ventress: well I'm a bounty hunter now, so you must be talking about yourself
Dooku: there are so many reasons I got rid of you my apprentice. Mainly because you spilled yogurt on my floor, but your sarcastic comments too
Ventress: whatever old man
Savage: ah, that reminds me of another question. Why does Count Dooku look like Santa Claus?
Count Dooku:
Ventress: lolololololol. I've been trying to tell him that for ages! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that!
Count Dooku: I am a sith lord! And the leader of the separatist, and here you all are, calling me Santa Claus
Maul: in a way that's like saying Darth Sidious looks like the grim reaper
Ventress: I mean, he does
Grevious: and you look like someone with cancer
Ventress: excuse me?!?!
Savage: well I mean you are bald, and you look sort of sickly-
Ventress: say another thing like that and you'll be right beside a person with cancer
Savage: ....
Maul: dang, girl that was savage
Count Dooku: I see that both ways
Savage: and also, I wanted to know, is it weird if I wash my head with shampoo even if I don't have any hair?
Grevious: dang, this dude is super weird
Maul: uh, idk? It doesn't really matter
Ventress: he means nobody cares
Count Dooku: I would. I mean how would you keep your horns clean?
Maul: um, theres this special type of lotion I use called horn-ditioner. It's basically like shampoo except its meant for horns
Savage: I knew there was some secret to how you had perfect horns! Mine are always so jagged.
Ventress: that's probably also because you impell people with them
Count Dooku: still, its important to shower at least every other day
Ventress: (he litterly has his own spa)
Grevious: I haven't showered in months though, and you've never noticed
Count Dooku: eww, how disgusting
Maul: that explains why you always escape then. You smell too bad for any jedi to fight you properly
Grevious: ....that was a bit insulting
Savage: one more thing...um, what do I do if I was trying to do my laundry and I accidentally caught the washing machine on fire?
Count Dooku:
Maul: well that explains the burning smell. Quick, throw that hand sanitizer on it!
Lololololo. I loved making this chapter.
Meme of the week:
Omg, I laughed for 5 minutes straight. I can't even- 😂😂😂😂😂
Now, just a few more hours until I can see the siege of Mandolore part 2. No spoilers! And be ready for next weeks chapter you all....it may just be my favorite one yet.
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