Yarrel Poof: Who ordered the pizza?
Yaddle: Did that, I did.
Coleman Trebor: Oh! Sweet
Yarrel: Eh eh eh! Not yet! There are olives on this pizza! Olives!!!
Shaak Ti: So?
Yaddle: Hate olives, Yarrel does
Coleman Trebor: It's kinda a known fact
Plo Koon: Yeah man
Shaak Ti: One I didn't know
Yarrel: Olives on pizza is a death sentence!
Luminaria: No it's not
Yarrel: Figuratively, Luminaria, figuratively
Luminaria: I'd roll my eyes at you 👀
Plo Koon: Yarrel, what are you doing?
Yarrel: Attempting to remove these olives from the pizza with my lightsaber
Yaddle: End well, this will not. And btw has anyone seen Yoda? It's my turn to borrow the floating disk chair
Shaak Ti: I think he was chasing a Twi'liek who stole a kitten with it
Coleman Trebor: Crime is so scarce these days...I literally chased down a guy who bought a cheese burger and was off by one cent.
Luminaria: Why fight crime when you can take advantage of all the free stuff Jedi get?
Plo Koon: Like what?
Luminaria: So you go to chuckie cheese-
Yaddle: Nope! Go there, I will not
Shaak Ti: ...Isn't that the place where a whole bunch of kids thought you were a green troll so they chased you all over the place?
Yaddle: Indeed yes! Stole my shoe, they did. Laugh at me, Yoda did. Make him go there, I should
Coleman Trebor: I'm sorry, but am I the only one who gets so mixed up with what Yaddle says?
Shaak Ti: Nope
Luminaria: Well anyways, as I was saying, you go to Chuckie Cheese, casually let it drop that you're a Jedi that fights crime, and they give you a ton of free tokens to use!
Plo Koon: That's where you got that 10ft tall gummy bear, isn't it?
Luminaria: Won, yes. But don't try the hack at Space McDonald's. They'll just slap you and say Ronald McDonald is better than any Jedi
Yarrel: Brainstorm, major brainstorm. Dress up as Ronald McDonald, then go
Plo Koon: You all are devious. Just devious
Luminaria: Whatever you wanna call it
Coleman Trebor: Yo, Yarrel, you about to give up trying to remove those olives with a lightsaber?
Yarrel: No!
Yaddle: Just use the force, you should
Shaak Ti: Pro tip from the mini green troll
Yaddle: Slap you, I will
Plo Koon: Yarrel, you're going to destroy that pizza. Just pick the olives off with your fingers
Yarrel: Ewww!!!! Could there be anything more horrid???
Shaak Ti: Yes
Luminaria: I heard, Obi Wan's little Padawn said he would eat bugs if it came down to it
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