Anakin: Its Halloween!!!!
Obi Wan: And why are you hanging off the ceiling like a bat?
Ahsoka: I think everyone wants to know why, lol
Anakin: To get into the Halloween spirit! And also because I accidentally super glued my feet on the ceiling.
Rex: #notsurprised
Fives: Rex can we go trick or treating yet??
Tup: Please please please!
Jesse: We have to get to the candy first before all that's left is rasins
Hardcase: Or soap
Ahsoka: What? Lol
Rex: Boys, its-
Fives: 5 o'clock! Let's go!!!!
Rex: Looks like I have to take them trick or treating
Anakin: You're not using my van, are you?
Rex: Yes. I have no other means of transportation so...
Obi Wan: Rex, hasn't it been painted to look like a pumpkin?
Anakin: ...
Rex: Yes.
Padme: Looks more like a giant, orange Easter Egg.
Anakin: Great! Now I can use it for two holidays in one
Padme: If you guys go trick or treating make sure to come by the Council Chambers. We have plenty to give out.
Jesse: Like rasins?
Padme: ...Yes
Fives: Yuck!!!!
Padme: We also have a ham!
Hardcase: I love ham!!!!
Ahsoka: Wait, real quick what are you guys all dressed as?
Fives: Darth Maul. I did a perfect job on the face makeup, don't you think?
Echo: It looks like you just scribbled on your face with a crayon
Fives: Maybe I did, alright!
Jesse: I was going to dress up as a shoe, but then all the shoe costumes got stolen by Maul
Padme: Shoe costumes exist?
Obi Wan: You don't wanna know
Jesse: So then I decided to dress up as a dumpster diver from things I found at the dumpster
Padme: So you're Anakin
Anakin: Hey!
Ahsoka: Can't deny the fact that you do dumpster dive tho
Rex: Well you sure smell like a dumpster Jesse
Jesse: But I put on chocolate cologne to mask them smell!
Fives: That exists???
Hardcase: No. Because I ate it!!!
Tup: How is he not dead?? Oh, and if you're wondering what I am, I chose to be a baker
Ahsoka: How cool. What are you being Hardcase?
Hardcase: I'm a chicken nugget!
(Inspired by this vine)
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