Fives: Hey...bros?
Rex: Yes?
Echo: What did you do this time?
Jesse: Did you spill root beer on the blow dryer again?
Hardcase: I'll lick it off if you did!
Fives: Uh...no. I, uh...kind of need some help
Tup: If it's anything scary...count me out
Jesse: That was kind of obvious, duh
Dogma: I was just about to start making some Christmas cookies. What do you need?
Appo: Hey, yeah. What's up?
Rex: !!!!
Fives: Ahhh!!!!
Appo: What is there a spider or something???
Tup: N-no
Appo: What then?
Fives: When did you get a phone????
Rex: Yeah? I had no idea you texted Appo
Echo: Its a little surprising
Appo: Oh, yeah, I've actually had a phone from the very beginning And been on the 501st chat. I've just been chillin and watching all the craziness play out right from the start
Rex: ....
Fives: Dude, you mean you've been spying on us all this time?
Jesse: That's creepy
Dogma: I need to go home and rethink my life....
Tup: He's like a sith lord! That's been watching us this whole time!
Appo: Eh, pretty much
Fives: WHAT
Appo: Just on the watching part. I don't plan on killing any of you guys or the jedi one day, lol
Rex: Just...wow
Fives: Anyways, uh...basically....
Appo: What did you need?
Hardcase: I want a donut!
Dogma: Hey! Why did he just stick his head in the microwave???
Jesse: I told him maybe there was a donut in there
Rex: Boys...
Echo: Let me guess Fives, you want us to do something crazy.
Fives: I wouldn't call it crazy...
Appo: What, more insane? I've learned that that's pretty much what you guys are all about
Rex: Unfortunately true
Tup: It's not me
Dogma: Hey, I'm just making cookies. HARDCASE GET OUT OF THE BATTER!!!!
Jesse: I think I heard him slap him with a spatula
Fives: Oh, lol. He threw a cupcake holder at me once
Rex: Fives? I don't have all day, so spill on what you did
Fives: It's...well...AHHH!!!!!!!
Echo: -sighs- what?
Appo: Holy fried chicken man!!!!
Hardcase: Candy canes!!!!!!
Fives: No! No! Don't eat them!!!!!!
Rex: What is going on??
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
