Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars

Pumpkin Carving

Obi Wan: Who's idea was this again?

Anakin: To quote snips: "Why have we never carved a pumpkin before?"

Ahsoka: Your welcome

Jesse: I have pumpkin guts all over me!

Tup: Eww

Fives: Jesse! How could you murder that innocent pumpkin?

Echo: You're doing the same thing, lol

Fives: Well the eyes on your pumpkin are crooked

Aayla: You know, I really thought it was a brilliant idea to use my lightsaber to cut out a face, but no. I have utterly destroyed this pumpkin

Kit: I mean...you did. How's mine look?

Adi Gallia: The signature smile, hahaha

Plo Koon: Very good. All of you.

Aayla: I think I'm gonna try and use gorilla glue to fix this

Bly: Wouldn't recommend that

Aayla: What? Why are you still holding your hands like that?

Cody: ...I think because he had the same idea and glued his hands together by accident

Bly: I'll figure this out on my own. Somehow

Wolffe: Oh dang 🤣 How does my wolf pumpkin look?

Ahsoka: You made that??? Holy cow it looks so real!

Rex: Even I'm impressed

Cody: It's cool, but it can't beat General Kenobi's carving of Master Yoda

Ahsoka: Wow. No words

Anakin: Oh come on. It's not that cool

Padme: And what is your pumpkin a carving of?

Anakin: Well, it was going to be of me, because you know, I am the chosen one and everything-

Rex: Here we go again...

Anakin: But then the drill had a lot more power than I thought and the eyes ended up too big. So then I decided it could be a genosian, but then the grin turned out looking too evily so I honestly don't know what it is anymore

Obi Wan: You pick the biggest pumpkin after measuring every single one, and you absolutely destroyed it. Bravo Anakin, you've done it again

Fives: Now watch, as I stab this club cracked into my pumpkin to get the right shape-

Echo: There is no way that's going to work

Hardcase: Mmm!!! This stuff is good!

Dogma: Rex he's eating the pumpkin guts again!

Bly: Need me to superglue his mouth shut?

Dogma: No, that's what Fives needs.

Fives: Hey! Look how good it turned out

Echo: You literally stabbed a cracker into the side of a pumpkin

Jesse: I think I'm going to fill mine with soup

Kix: Why??

Jesse: Because I'm hungry and this would make an excellent bowl.

Fives: Or a place to hide my socks so I don't have to wash them!

Satine: How is everyone doing?

Aayla: Great. Considering all the damage I've fixed

Ahsoka: Barriss, would you care to explain why you're carving a watermelon instead of a pumpkin? 🤨