Ahsoka: Skyguy, what are you doing?
Anakin: Openimg every door in the jedi temple, until finally I find the Christmas presents
Obi Wan: Nobody is stupid enough to hide your presents in the jedi temple
Anakin: Hey! Once I found one in the fridge!
Ahsoka: ...You never found the one in the microwave?
Anakin: Snips, I burnt the one in the microwave
Adi Gallia: So that's what happened to the barbie doll I hid in there
Aayla: Omg
Adi Gallia: What did you even do with it?
Anakin: Well....I tries scraping the plastic off, but it didn't give way I just caught the whole microwave on fire and burnt it up
Plo Koon: Another lost microwave...
Kit Fisto: Didn't you throw one at Mace Windu once?
Anakin: ....I saw this crazy conspiracy theory that he was a sith lord. It got to my head
Mace Windu: Yeah, well when I see a theory that you're going to be a sith one day, another microwave will go to your head
Ahsoka: Yikes
Obi Wan: Don't go to youtube
Aayla: There's some weird videos on there
Anakin: Hey, what's behind this door?
Obi Wan: You probably don't want to know
Plo Koon: I thought that was just a storage closet
Ahsoka: Well I found a segway in one once, so you never know. Let's open it up!
Anakin: Snips, I like your spirit!
They open the door, and candy canes come pouring out
Ahsoka: Ahhh!!!
Anakin: Yum! And ahhh!!!
Adi Gallia: What's happening?
Ahsoka: There's- there's candy canes in here!
Kit Fisto: What's so weird with that?
Aayla: I love candy canes
Adi Gallia: Who doesn't?
Aayla: Maul. I saw him burn one in his oven one day
Kit Fisto: O-kay
Ahsoka: Uh, somebody help!
Anakin: Why?
Ahsoka: Um, because we're going to drown in candy canes!
Obi Wan: What?
Ahsoka: There's like over a million candy canes flowing out of this room!
Anakin: And they're still coming! Maybe this was a gift from Santa!!
Obi Wan: Santa Claus isn't dumb enough to give Anakin over a "million" candy canes
Ahsoka: I was not exaggerating! If anything, there's more than a million!
Plo Koon: Get out of there! I repeat, retreat
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
