Hardcase: who's ready to party!
Jesse: me!
Anakin: me too!
Fives: me three!
Obi Wan: I just hope this doesn't turn out to be a disaster, just like everything else does
Rex: yeah, true
Dogma: who ate all my Carmel popcorn?!
Jesse:
Hardcase:
Dogma: 😡😡😡
Fives: time for a pillow fight!
Anakin: this party's on!
Tup: wait I thought this was a sleepover! Aren't we going to sleep?
Rex: Tup, theres a lot you need to know about sleepovers...
Anakin: yeah! For one you never sleep!
Cody: which will be a bad thing if we have to battle
Obi Wan: I don't think Count Dooku will want to fight against zombies
Kix: so is everyone here?
Echo: yeah, I'm pretty sure
Maul: you seem to have forgotten someone
Fives: who?
Maul: me
Obi wan: what the brick? Nobody invited you!
Jesse:
Hardcase:
Anakin: did you guys lit invite a sith lord to our sleepover?
Rex: I can tell from their faces that they did
Obi Wan: you can't be here Maul. Your like a murderer
Tup: yeah! What if he tries to murder us in our sleep?!?!
Jesse: then were dead, duh
Rex: -facepalm-
Maul: do not worry. I have renounced my title as the best Sith lord of all time so I can join and enjoy this...sleepover
Obi Wan: enjoy yourself? I don't believe you
Maul:
Anakin: he could just be lying
Maul: well then what do I have to do to get in? Surely going to a sleepover can't be that hard
Obi Wan: we need to kick Maul out!
Hardcase: okay
Rex: No! Not litterly!
Hardcase: I was just following orders
Maul: ow! Now you guys owe me a sleepover!
Fives: do we?
Anakin: kinda.
Obi Wan: just stop! There's no way Maul is coming to our sleepover!
Maul: I'm already here. And your just jealous of me Kenobi
Obi Wan: name one reason why I would ever be jealous of you
Maul: because I get free ice cream weekly
Hardcase: what!?!?!
Obi Wan: what? Now why would thay make me jealous?
Maul: because you dont get free stuff, unlike me
Jesse: is it possible to learn this power?
Anakin: sure, just sneak into a store and steal stuff.
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
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