Fives: echo! Cody! Come take my selfie by this lava rock!
Hardcase: mine too!
Echo: okay
Cody: just a min I'm getting a transmition.
Cody: 'hello? This is clone commander Cody, how can I help you?'
Palpatine: execute vacation 66!!!
Echo: wait, what is that?
Fives: ehh, most of been the wrong number
Cody: yeah I feel like I should remember that... But I don't
Palpatine: seriously?? Those kaminoians better not have ripped me off! They told me you clones would kill the Jedi when I said execute vacation 66! Oh, wait I think it was order 66! Yeah, execute order 66!
Echo: yes sir
Tup: good soldiers follow orders.
Jesse: yes sir
Dogma: yes sir.
Hardcase: I want a donut
Palpatine: ???
Hardcase: I WANT A DONUT!!!!
Jesse: buy him a donut then he will execute order 66
Palpatine: seriously???
Palpatine: fine.
Hardcase: Yay!!!!
Kix: yes sir.
Fives: yes sir...Whoever you are.
Cody: me and kix will deal with general Kenobi. You bros go deal with Luminera, Plo Koon, and ahsoka.
Kix: yes sir
Echo: yes sir
Hardcase: yes sir
Dogma: yes sir
Jesse: yes sir
Fives: yes sir
Tup: good soldiers follow orders!
Fives: is that all he says?
Echo: apparently.
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Ahsoka: ooh, its so beautiful here!
Rex: it is beautiful here, just like you.
Ahsoka: 💖💖💖💖
Maul: blec!! This vacation is so far from what I wanted!!!
Ahsoka: why are you here?
Maul: i wanted to look at some volcanic rocks! Not a couple!
Rex: then leave
Ahsoka: yeah
Maul: well I'm leaving! Those rocks over there look fun to jump on!
Rex: we litterly just told you to leave.
Maul: as if! No one tells this ol' cockroach what to do!
Ahsoka: did he just call himself a cockroach?
Rex: yep. Oh! I'm getting a transmition.
Ahsoka: c'mon were on vacay. Just leave it.
Rex: sure, my cinomon roll.
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