Rex: Its that time of year again...
Ahsoka: It's Christmas!!!
Fives: Que the fake snow and Christmas music!
Echo: Where did you get fake sn-
-Flour falls all over them
Dogma: This is flour, isn't it?
Hardcase: I'm a ghost!!!!!
Tup: What shall we do first? Decorate the tree? Find a tree? Make diy ornaments? Eat candy canes? Decorate for Christmas??
Jesse: Somebody's excited...and I'm all for making an indoor ice skating rink
Fives: (I already covered the basement floor with water and turned the temperature way down. Join me and Hardcase there later when Rex is asleep)
Rex: -sighs-
Anakin: Hold up, hold up. To celebrate Christmas you must do one thing: where a santa hat 24/7
-He throws Santa hats at all of them
Ahsoka: This doesn't really fit me
Anakin: Well too bad for you snips
Echo: Wait, do we have to wear these out on the battlefield?
Rex: Certainly n-
Anakin: Yes!
Jesse: Yay!!! Wahoo!!!
Ahsoka: This is gonna be interesting, lol
Anakin: Now, we must drink 10 tons of hot coco!!!
Rex: Uhhh I don't think that's a good idea
Fives: You didn't think me riding a tricycle off the roof was a good idea either
Rex: But it wasn't?
Fives: Oh, yeah. Guess that doesn't help
Echo: Where did all these candy canes in the fridge come from???
Ahsoka: Sounds yummy!
Jesse: Look, when you see a deal for ten thousand candy canes, you take the deal
Echo: I litterly can't even find the milk!
Hardcase: I'll eat my way through the candy canes!!!
Fives: Oh! I know! Instead of a ball pit, let's make a pit full of candy canes!
Jesse: I've got the dynamite!
Rex: Boys no!!!
Anakin: Why not?
Ahsoka: Come on guys! Let's do something else! That's not...explosive. After we blew up Mace Windu's shoe collection, I don't think he's going to give us much slack
Tup: What is slack? And why would he give it to us?
Rex:
Anakin: Fine. But I'm not helping Shaak Ti make popcorn and cranberry strings. Last time I did that, I was held captive for ages. And when I ate some of the popcorn, she challenged me to a duel with an empty wrapping paper tube.
Ahsoka: I remember hearing about that. 🤣
She got you good
Anakin: Its not my fault I had a stomach ache from eating too many candy canes
Obi Wan: Of course that's your fault
Anakin: Ahhh!!!
Rex: General Kenobi!
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