Anakin: Aaaand I'm back!
Ahsoka: how did you escape Master Yoda?
Anakin: Long story...
Satine has changed the chat name to 'just good friends chat'
Obi wan: Thanks Satine
Satine: No prob
Anakin: No no no!!! This is a COUPLES chat! You got that?!? C O U P L E S C H A T
Padme: Anakin calm down!
Rex: None of us our couples. Were just good friends.
Anakin: Say what you want to...
Ahsoka: I'm not dating Rex Anakin!!!
Anakin: Fine! Since you all seem to be stuck in a state of denial, I'll just add another couple to the chat!
Obi Wan: -facepalm-
Anakin has added Kit Fisto and Aayla Secura to the COUPLES Chat
Kit Fisto: Why am I here?
Aayla Secura: Yeah, same
Ahsoka: Trust me, you don't wanna know
Kit Fisto: Ohh, me and Aayla...
Aayla Secura: No, no, no were just...
Kit Fisto: I mean were not...
Aayla: No, we're uh...
Kit Fisto: Just friends
Aayla: Yeah!
Anakin: I'm going to kill the next person who friend zones each other
Rex: That's harsh
Padme: No kidding
Satine: Not even if it's true that were just friends?
Anakin: NO
Satine: Jeez
Padme: So, is there actually a reason why you invited all of us to this chat?
Anakin: I wanted to know...who wants to go on a quadruple date?!?
Ahsoka: God no
Obi wan: What the heck no! That's not even a thing!!!
Satine: That's crazy! No!
Rex: This is so embarrassing
Aayla Secura: Ummm...no
Kit Fisto: This is just weird...
Padme: -facepalm- Anakin, I don't even have any words
Anakin: Okay, let me rephrase that: who wants to go have fun as """friends"""?
Rex: That's better
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
