Grevious: he, he, -cough- I have almost located my stolen Segway...those rats will suffer greatly when I take it back
Droid: sir, there is a highly unlikely chance that it was mice that stole your segway
Grevious: then why was there a piece of cheese on the ground?! Every being knows only rats eat cheese!
Lux: I eat cheese
Grevious: ahh!!! Who the polka dot are you and how did you get on this chat?
Lux: uh, I'm Lux. That's what my username says. Duh. Separatists these days....
Droid: according to the records you are a separatist Lux Bonitari
Lux: was! I was. Now I just sell pineapple at a fruit stand
Grevious: get off or I'll kick the jell out of your hair!
Lux: okay, I'm leaving
Lux has left this chat
Grevious: now, have you located these rats yet?
Droid: I have intercepted this recording, and it appears it wasn't rats that stole your segway...it was jedi
Grevious: ahhhhh!!!! Those rats will pay deeply for what they have done!
Droid: sir, as I've explained, their not rats their-
Grevious: Its an expression! Now, to extract my revenge....
Later, elsewhere...
Ahsoka: Anakin it's my turn on the segway!
Plo Koon: you have had it a very long time
Obi Wan: yes, your time is overdue by 30 seconds
Ahsoka: gimmie
Anakin: uhhh!! I wish we had more segways so we could have longer turns on them!
Adi Galada: yeah! That would be awesome!
Kit: have you seen the price of those things?
Aayla: yes, its outrageous, it's unfair!
Shak Ti: I thought about selling my toilet paper hoard on Ebay, but then I decided it was too valuable to me
Obi Wan: good choice
Anakin: wait you mean that toliet paper in the downstairs freezer
Shak Ti: uh, yes? Wait how did you know that??
Plo Koon: more importantly, why is there toliet paper in the freezer?
Adi Galada: that is weird
Aayla: really weird
Shak Ti: well, where else was I supposed to hide it? And what did you do with it Skywalker???
Anakin: ....nothing
Obi Wan: if only that were true....
Ahsoka: didn't we toliet paper Maul's house with it?
Anakin: .....
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