Yoda: Time for the meeting to commence, it is
Mace Windu: Its settled then
Ki Adi Mundi: What should we discuss?
Shaak Ti: Our bacon supply is dwindling
Obi Wan: We don't have much to spare
Yoda: Buy more next time, we should
Kit: Uh, what's that sound?
A section of the ceiling falls to the floor, then comes a Christmas tree, and Anakin
Anakin: I got it down!
Later...
Obi Wan: ANAKIN SKYWALKER!!!!
Ahsoka: What did he do?
Rex: Something not good from the looks of it
Anakin: Obi, chill
Obi Wan: First of all, never call me Obi. And second, what were you thinking???
Anakin: That I needed to get the Christmas tree out of the attic
Ahsoka: ...do we want to know how he did that
Obi Wan: He cut a hole in the roof while we were having a council meeting! Do you have any idea how startling that was to have a section of the ceiling fall, and then a whole tree come down????
Rex: Wow...that's...
Ahsoka: Crazy. Omg 😂😂😂 We need to put that on our list of craziest things Anakin had ever done
Obi Wan: You've made a list?
Padme: With my help. And yes. It's getting quite long
Anakin: Sweet. Don't forget to put the time that I threw my blow dryer down a one hundred foot sky scraper
Padme: When did you do that?
Rex: Why did you do that?
Anakin: Rumors about rubber chickens and such...
Ahsoka: Of course.
Obi Wan: Still, Anakin, I can't believe you
Anakin: Why not?
Obi Wan: -sighs-
Anakin: At least he didn't catch Fives, Jesse, and Hardcase in the window dangling by a string of Christmas lights
Rex: What?
Anakin: I can't decorate a tree all by myself!
Rex: So that's what happened to them
Ahsoka: How did they end up dangling over a window?
Anakin: Long story. And one that doesn't matter now. Basically, I need you guys to help me decorate the Christmas tree
Obi Wan: Why would we help you do that?
Padme: Yeah, exactly. I'm still a little mad about how you photobomed my council meeting. Now we can't make advertisements for the the outer rim!
Anakin: Chill. I'll buy you some eggnog flavored tea Obi Wan...and Padme, I'll give back some of your weird hair thingies I stole
Padme: What???
Anakin: Uh, I needed something for ornaments?
Ahsoka: ...what about the ones up in the attic?
Rex: Yeah. I remember putting those away last year, because Hardcase shot a mannequin up there
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Hilarious Texts And Tales Of The Clone Wars
FanfictionFunny-no, hilarious text and tales if the Clone Wars characters had phones, and a crazy life outside of the war. Don't take anything serious, because this is pure goofiness. Warning: this will probably be the craziest thing you've ever read. ***If...
